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    Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report

    Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype

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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    This will be the next big rap phenomenon:

    "I got pockets full of hundred dollar bills,
    People see me rolling in my diamond grills,
    My subwoofer in the trunk brings the beats,
    Shaking up my whale penis leather seats!"

    Or

    "She's hot like the Florida weather,
    Skin softer than wale penis leather,
    Nobody I'd rather make my baby,
    My driveshaft belongs to Murilee." #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    According to Ron Burgundy, your leather interior could find a nice home in San Diego. #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    Might be worth it just to hear a car salesman say "What will it take to get you into the whale penis today?" #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    @mytdawg: Not the other way around? #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    Forgot to mention that the guy's on the Jason Ellis show on Sirius XM Faction were talking about this last week. Although I think they might have picked it up via another phallus fascinated Gawker site. #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    After all these years, we finally know the truth behind "rich Corinthian leather". Turns out, "Corinth" is actually a code word. Who knew? #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    If you spill ice cream on the seats do not scrub them too vigorously or you may end up with a greater mess than you started with. #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    "Dude, that's a pretty dorky interior!"

    "Shut up, I paid a million-five for this!" #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    Although I am a registered Democrat, I don't share the enthusiasm and love of "The Colbert Report" and shows of its ilk like some of the other left-leaning members of the Jalopnik Commentariat undoubtedly do. I personally find it to be silly and disrespectful, but it can be funny at times. Make that very occasionally, as in the rare occasions that Jalopnik, Government Motors or Chrysfiat are featured.
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    10/28/09

    @Old Grimey: I don't look at it as mocking Bill O'Reilly the Republican, I look at it as mocking Bill O'Reilly the pompous asshole. #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    @Old Grimey: As a pretty conservative/libertarian person, I find Colbert to be the funniest show on television. The brilliance of writing on that show is what leaves me coming back for more every night. The Daily Show is a shadow of its former self, but the Colbert Report still has him in that character that is brilliantly over the top. And Colbert's address at the White House Press Correspondance dinner several years ago is one of the greatest pieces of political satire of our time and if you can't find it funny then you have no sense of humor.

    "And then you write, ‘Oh, they're just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.’ First of all, that is a terrible metaphor. This administration is not sinking. This administration is soaring. If anything, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg!" #stephencolbert
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/10/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype
    I drive a Volvo 240DL.


    I have an overgrown goatee and a ponytail rapidly heading down my back.


    My social politics are pretty damn left-wing (though I'm economically more of a centrist, at least by the world's standards).


    Don't worry, though - the car has no bumper stickers. Or granola crushed into the carpet.


    (For the record, I bought it from a policeman. Whose nickname is Sturdy. So it doesn't exactly have a typical history.)

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    02/10/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype
    I'm trying to get interested in this but I miss Ms. Martin.

    *sighs*

    No DOTS, no junkyard finds, no old commercials, no art cars, no PCH.
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    02/10/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype
    I have seriuosly dated a few lesbians (brought 'em back) and now I drive a WRX wagon. Did they taint me a bit?
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    02/10/09

    @Jasonspeed: Well, somebody seems to have gone there.
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    02/10/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype
    I drive a VW and fully support any and all joking about my liberal leanings and homosexuality, of which I have neither. Well, there was that one time in college where I had a little too much to drink and one of my buddies leaned in real close and told me about balances of trade unfairly favoring developed nations, but that's about as close to a leftist as I've gotten.
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    02/10/09

    @Ash78: Water. Keyboard.
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    02/10/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype
    Now let's see... my lesbian friends drive a variety of cars...

    One drives a 1999 Jaguar XJR, her girlfriend drives a Toyota a 1985 Toyota Landcruiser FJ60.. another lesbian friend drives a Toyota Highlander Hybrid (she used to have a 1990 pink metallic Cadillac Deville) and her girlfriend drives a completely rundown Volvo Stationwagon, I think from 1988.

    Another one drives a Porsche Boxster...


    Mu sister drives a Subaru, but she ain't a dyke.

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    02/10/09

    @sos10: but that isn't funny at all.


    subaru + lesbian = timely comedy!

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    02/10/09

    @Unregular: A joke is only funny once, variations are amusing, a blog about it... have other things to do.
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    02/10/09

    @sos10: An XJR and a FJ60? They've got to be the perfect couple.
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    02/10/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype
    really? my Outback has 250 horses, 250 torques, weighs 3600lbs., contains 2.5 liters of turbocharged fury, clears 8.7" of ground, stores 60+ feet of cargo, and runs on a legendary AWD system.


    so lesbians go for unmatched all-around cars with utility and power?

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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    02/10/09

    @Unregular: Many great cars have negative stereotypes:
    BMW=douche/prick, Wrangler=gay male, Z3=hairdresser. No need to defend your choice. We won't judge your lifestyle here.
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    02/10/09

    @SirNotAppearing: oh, i judge people based on their cars every day!


    i'm just saying.. nothing matches my Outback. and no lesbians buy outbacks, Colbert reference should have been "Foresters" or just "Subarus". reference is pretty tired though... he's in LA so they don't really know anything.


    that's all!


    oh also, Forester has been a huge sales success for Subaru - those all lesbian sales?

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/10/09

    @Unregular: You're upset that people make sweeping generalizations about Subaru owners, then you make one about people in LA?


    Nice.

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    02/10/09

    @engineerd is missing Murilee: no, I'm upset that people make INNACCURATE generalizations about subarus. not to mention outdated and tired.


    make all the sweeping generalizations you want! then I will judge you on the accuracy of those generalizations.

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    02/10/09

    @Unregular: Man, I think you're a little too defensive. Oh wait, judgment coming on... must. fight. urge.
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    02/10/09

    In reply to Stephen Colbert Continues Favorite Subaru Stereotype
    No avatars for me.


    And here in the Heartland, our lesbians drive little trucks and wear big watches.

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    02/10/09

    @MarywithanM: I have a big watch, does that make me half lesbian?
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