Because filmmakers somehow didn't say everything they needed to say in the previous three movies or the TV series, The Transporter is back for another round of Audi drifting and punching people's throats. Just don't look for Jason Statham this time.
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Cinemax is working on a 12-episode series based on Luc Besson's Transporter films. It'll star Chris Vance in the Jason Statham role with Andrea Osvart playing the handler who Vance wants to fornicate with but won't until dramatically necessary.