An 18-month-old child is recovering from heatstroke today after being trapped inside a sweet-ass Camaro with a Flowmaster exhaust that sounds awesome, The Onion reports.
In perhaps one of the most Bidenesque moments ever, the Corvette-loving real Vice President of the United States Joe Biden called out the fake Trans-Am-loving version of himself from The Onion, who at this moment is giving a real fake iAMA on Reddit. If you're from 1990 and are browsing Jalopnik through a wormhole on…
The Onion's done a nice send-up of the Chrysler lineup with this article about the Chrysler Reside in-house car. Unfortunately, the photoshoppers there didn't realize the new Chrysler 300 and old Sebring are two different cars.
The New York Times is finally reporting on something even The Onion's already covered — Vice President Joe Biden's penchant for washing his beloved Pontiac on the driveway of the White House. The man just loves showin' those cannons. [NYT]
[Onion] DETROIT — Ford officials issued a massive recall of the entire 2010 Mustang line Tuesday, apologizing for a quality-control oversight that led to the company manufacturing a badass muscle car that was way too awesome for the American public.
America's finest news podcast discusses the new Pelosi-Boehner Hatchback as proof Republicans and Democrats can work together. The revolutionary car comes in over three colors and is equipped with a passenger-side shrapnel bag. [The Onion]
Wait, you mean there're ways other than candy to lure little kids into vans? [TheOnion]
But really, the only reason this Joe Biden-Trans Am joke's funny is because it could totally be true. [The Onion]
The reason The Onion satire works is because it feels so real. Like "Auto Warriors," for example, a rough-and-tumble faux-show pitting a Ford plant against another in a battle to stay open and retain pensions.
The Onion has scooped the latest details coming out of Washington regarding reckless drivers. Secretary of Transportation Mary Peters has reportedly approved a ridiculously large $270 billion project that would build lanes all across the U.S. for drivers identified as reckless. Peters told The Onion