Real Joe Biden Calls Out Fake Joe Biden Over Corvette V. Trans-Am Love

In perhaps one of the most Bidenesque moments ever, the Corvette-loving real Vice President of the United States Joe Biden called out the fake Trans-Am-loving version of himself from The Onion, who at this moment is giving a real fake iAMA on Reddit. If you're from 1990 and are browsing Jalopnik through a wormhole on…

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Onion: US-Owned GM Produces Pelosi-Boehner Hatchback

America's finest news podcast discusses the new Pelosi-Boehner Hatchback as proof Republicans and Democrats can work together. The revolutionary car comes in over three colors and is equipped with a passenger-side shrapnel bag. [The Onion]

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Reckless Driver Lane Coming Soon

DOT-Creates-R.jpgThe Onion has scooped the latest details coming out of Washington regarding reckless drivers. Secretary of Transportation Mary Peters has reportedly approved a ridiculously large $270 billion project that would build lanes all across the U.S. for drivers identified as reckless. Peters told The Onion

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