An 18-month-old child is recovering from heatstroke today after being trapped inside a sweet-ass Camaro with a Flowmaster exhaust that sounds awesome, The Onion reports.
In perhaps one of the most Bidenesque moments ever, the Corvette-loving real Vice President of the United States Joe Biden called out the fake Trans-Am-loving version of himself from The Onion, who at this moment is giving a real fake iAMA on Reddit. If you're from 1990 and are browsing Jalopnik through a wormhole on…
The Onion's done a nice send-up of the Chrysler lineup with this article about the Chrysler Reside in-house car. Unfortunately, the photoshoppers there didn't realize the new Chrysler 300 and old Sebring are two different cars.
[Onion] DETROIT — Ford officials issued a massive recall of the entire 2010 Mustang line Tuesday, apologizing for a quality-control oversight that led to the company manufacturing a badass muscle car that was way too awesome for the American public.
But really, the only reason this Joe Biden-Trans Am joke's funny is because it could totally be true. [The Onion]
The Onion has scooped the latest details coming out of Washington regarding reckless drivers. Secretary of Transportation Mary Peters has reportedly approved a ridiculously large $270 billion project that would build lanes all across the U.S. for drivers identified as reckless. Peters told The Onion