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    The Average Yellow Corvette Convertible Driver
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    02/16/09

    In reply to The Average Yellow Corvette Convertible Driver
    It's almost tempting enough to make me want to do an LS7 swap into an XLR.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    02/16/09

    In reply to The Average Yellow Corvette Convertible Driver
    Now if he had finished that statement with, "It's a 1967 427 with a 4-speed Muncie and a Stinger hood," well, the girls would have had the same reaction but I would have giggled with delight.


    *ahem* In a masculine way, of course.

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    Image of 1300ccsoffury 1300ccsoffury
    02/16/09

    In reply to The Average Yellow Corvette Convertible Driver
    I enjoyed the shocked look of the other girl when she ridicules his choice of automobile.


    Probably because she blew him in said Corvette.

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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    02/16/09

    In reply to The Average Yellow Corvette Convertible Driver
    I always thought "I own a Corvette" = "I have old wrinkly balls and all my body is stiff except for one part".


    "Hello On-Star? I need more Viagra please."

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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/16/09

    In reply to The Average Yellow Corvette Convertible Driver
    OK the guy was a dick,but do you really want a car that attracts ugly women like her?
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    02/16/09

    In reply to The Average Yellow Corvette Convertible Driver
    BRAVO carries this "reality" show, along with "The Real Housewives of X", where X=Orange County, Manhattan, or Atlanta. And Project Runway, and Shear Genius, and Work Out, and so on.


    Top Chef is BRAVO's best, but this asshat deserves whatever bimbo BRAVO-show castoff he gets matched up with; then he can be a contestant on the future BRAVO show "Real Genital Lesions of the Rich Douches"...

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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    02/16/09

    In reply to The Average Yellow Corvette Convertible Driver
    Wow. And I thought this was the biggest tool on earth:
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    02/16/09

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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    02/16/09

    In reply to The Average Yellow Corvette Convertible Driver
    I kept hoping this was one of those Snickers commercials where Mr T comes flying through the wall in the bed of a Ford Ranger with a chain gun that fires candy bars at wimps and assholes.


    Alas.

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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    02/16/09

    @Cognitive Friction:

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    Image of HummerAficionado-VT HummerAficionado-VT
    02/16/09

    In reply to The Average Yellow Corvette Convertible Driver
    Chevy should not sell to people like that. They should only sell Corvettes to those who pass a personality test and driver comprehension exam so they can deny toolbags like this from being seen in their cars.
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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    02/16/09

    @HummerAficionado-VT: Also, there shouldn't be a "base" level Corvette. Just the ZR1 and ZO6.


    People preach about how 7/10 of all Mustangs are equipped with the V6, but I don't hear many people bringing up the fact that the majority of Corvettes are the cheap ones (non-ZO6/ZR1).

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    Image of tenbeers tenbeers
    02/16/09

    @Ford Tempo Fanatic: this is very true, though the cheapest most basic corvette you can buy has a 430bhp LS3, a tremec tr-6060, does 0-60 in 4 and change, and hits 190mph.


    /slightly more expensive than a v6 mustang though

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    Image of BMRFILE BMRFILE
    02/16/09

    In reply to The Average Yellow Corvette Convertible Driver
    They call Corvette the "pussy mobile," and it's not because you get pussy in the car, either.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/16/09

    @BMRFILE: could be worse
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/16/09

    In reply to The Average Yellow Corvette Convertible Driver
    Does he know Dimitri, King Douchebag of San Francisco?
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    02/16/09

    @engineerd confused n00b: On what medication is this Dimitri him self.

    Sent this Dimitri some medical care.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/16/09

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: He needs the muzzle, too. To keep him from spewing more idiocy.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    02/16/09

    In reply to The Average Yellow Corvette Convertible Driver
    I feel douchier having watched that. Thanks, Jalopnik.
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