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Detroit, 8:49 PM
Sat Dec 5
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2.) Anytime someone says GM CAN be saved, take two shots.
2a.) If it's Ray, 3 shots.
3.) When someone with no qualifications disagrees with Ray, take a shot.
3a.) If it's the anchorperson, two shots.
3b.) If it's someone from GM, 4 shots after you're done laughing.
4.) 1 shot for each spinoff of GM makes that has zero chance of survival.
5.) Everytime someone says "Bailout" take a shot.
I'm not going to remember the rest of today, am I?
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Sorry, I was practicing and may have gotten a bit carried away.
04/13/09
One beer bong if Ray refers to Trish Regan or Melissa Francis as "babe".
One heroin injection if Ray says anything positive about the Puma.
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I can't wait to see which Burberry sport coat he wears this time.
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To Ray:
Work the word "assuage" into a sentence.
Make bold predictions too.
Call Toyota an appliance manufacturer.
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Well, this just rewrites my entire worldview. Crap.
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1 bonus shot of scotch every time he says reorganization
2 shots of moonshine for every utterance of the words "Carpocalypse", "Financiapocalypse", or "Malaise"
Slam 1 beer (Natty Light or PBR) for every mention of the Camaro.
Slam 1 Tsingtao for every mention of GM China or Buick.
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Damn, I might need more vodka, and that hearse after all that.
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