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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    07/23/09

    In reply to Testarossa Girls Love The Louvres
    Ewwwww. I don't want skank on my Testarossa.
    Do they make antibiotics for cars?!
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    07/23/09

    In reply to Testarossa Girls Love The Louvres
    Are you sure this isn't the tryouts for Transformers 3?
     Reply
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    07/23/09

    In reply to Testarossa Girls Love The Louvres
    In some of those pictures, I'm not sure which creature I'd want to dragon.
     Reply
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    07/23/09

    In reply to Testarossa Girls Love The Louvres
    Car/Woman Comparison:

    Doors
    Car: 2 doors
    Woman: 3 entry points

    Body Style
    Car: Coupe, fixed top
    Woman: Female, removable wig

    Fuel
    Car: Premium Unleaded
    Woman: Salad, which is later purged

    Powerplant
    Car: 4.9L Colombo Flat 12 (mid mounted)
    Woman: Carbon-based energy storage (mid mounted)

    Horsepower
    Car: 390 hp
    Woman: 69 W

    Transmission
    Car: 5-speed manual
    Woman: Biped

    Drive Configuration
    Car: RWD
    Woman: Feet

    Cost (Year of production)
    Car: $181,000 (1981)
    Woman: $100,000 down, monthly payments of $50,000 for the rest of your life. (1981)
     Reply
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    Image of Comrade Clockwork Comrade Clockwork
    07/23/09

    @engineerd misses Uncle Pete: You forgot Quagmire's secret fourth hole, right behind the knee.
     Reply
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    07/23/09

    @engineerd misses Uncle Pete: This comment gets a WIN
     Reply
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    Image of Andy Wallwhore- I know, everybody's funny, ...now you kinda funny too. Andy Wallwhore- I know, everybody's funny, ...now you kinda funny too.
    07/23/09

    @engineerd misses Uncle Pete: Further body styles you may want to explore: squareback, E-type, and cabriolet (sans top). Great comparisons altogether, 'neerd.
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    07/23/09

    @engineerd misses Uncle Pete: ´Neerd you have too much time to spent on the webz. Contender for todays COTD
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    07/23/09

    In reply to Testarossa Girls Love The Louvres
    "Its bear claw raked styling may be controversial -- Rahal called it 'mean looking and a sheer beauty,' while others called it ugly -- yet few questioned the Ferrari Testarossa's king-of-the-road credentials."

    -Playboy, May 1987, p.162 "Best Damn-The-Expense Car"
     Reply
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    07/23/09

    In reply to Testarossa Girls Love The Louvres
    Just another day at the Michael Bay Car Wash.
     Reply
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    Image of pres pres
    07/23/09

    In reply to Testarossa Girls Love The Louvres
    The only thing missing is a brass pole and Motley Crew being played in the background.
     Reply
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    07/23/09

    In reply to Testarossa Girls Love The Louvres
    Wait, it's a white girl's butt, but the car is the one with the flat ass. I'm so confused.
     Reply
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    Image of layabout layabout
    07/23/09

    In reply to Testarossa Girls Love The Louvres
    What Ferrari?
     Reply
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    Image of Tomsk sez so long Ash78, and thanks for all the fish! Tomsk sez so long Ash78, and thanks for all the fish!
    07/23/09

    @layabout returns: There appears to be a Testarossa in some of the pics, but most of them don't have any cars! What gives?
     Reply
    Tomsk sez so long Ash78, and thanks for all the fish! was starred Tomsk sez so long Ash78, and thanks for all the fish! was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    07/23/09

    In reply to Testarossa Girls Love The Louvres
    That ass still can't compete, Wes. Stop trying to distract us.
     Reply
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    07/23/09

    @FP - missing Pete and the SHOwagon: That's actually Wes in a wig.
     Reply
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    07/23/09

    @engineerd misses Uncle Pete: Thats also what I thought, an ass like that has to be Wes
     Reply
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    Image of Andy Wallwhore- I know, everybody's funny, ...now you kinda funny too. Andy Wallwhore- I know, everybody's funny, ...now you kinda funny too.
    07/23/09

    @Dr.Danger owns the city turkeys: Well Murilee ain't no slouch, either. But the lack of fishnets gave it away.
     Reply
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    07/23/09

    In reply to Testarossa Girls Love The Louvres
    No one thought to pose a woman of the testa rossa variety with a Testarossa? It just seems appropriate, even without a "yo dawg" meme.
     Reply
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    07/23/09

    @Maymar is breaking in the commenting system...: She may be a redhead. I don't think the curtains match the carpet.
     Reply
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    07/23/09

    In reply to Testarossa Girls Love The Louvres
    Excellent,

    way2go Wes
     Reply
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    Image of layabout layabout
    07/23/09

    In reply to Testarossa Girls Love The Louvres
    Thankyou Wes for showing us that fine piece of ass
     Reply
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    07/23/09

    In reply to Testarossa Girls Love The Louvres
    Careful, some of that is NSFW. Not frontal, but definitely naked.
     Reply
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    Image of ThreeLitre ThreeLitre
    07/23/09

    @Ash78: Yeah. Beware. A lot of skin there.
     Reply
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    07/23/09

    @ThreeLitre:I meant in the link, not Wes' pic.
     Reply
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    07/23/09

    In reply to Testarossa Girls Love The Louvres
    I'm not sure which ass I am staring at more... but I know which one is going to get me in more trouble at work...
     Reply
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