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    Image of bradyb bradyb
    11/05/09

    In reply to 2011 Mercedes SLS AMG: First Drive

    Yeah but, it's just a german Corvette with gull wing doors and 500 more pounds.
    500 horse V8, torque tube, rear mounted tranny, ...all there. And the Vette comes with magnetic shocks and the Enzo's carbon brakes.

    I would rather have a ZR1, and an extra $100,000 for an airplane or something. #mercedesslsamg
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    11/05/09


    @bradyb: See the Zr1 has a nice aluminum/magnesium space frame too, carbon fiber body panels as well. #mercedesslsamg
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    Image of quayzar quayzar
    11/04/09

    In reply to 2011 Mercedes SLS AMG: First Drive
    Yeah, I rather like that. #mercedesslsamg
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    Image of skierpage skierpage
    11/04/09

    In reply to 2011 Mercedes SLS AMG: First Drive
    Looks more clown shoe than hairbrush to me. "Our best car has a really long nose" still isn't sexy talk, though last time they forced the issue by drawing a penis on the bonnet of the SLR.

    Good packaging this is not... "Does it have significant flaws, most glaringly from the gearbox? Totally.

    Direct simple writing this is not. Is it Wes rephrasing blunt criticism to make it sound less glaringly negative? Totally. #mercedesslsamg
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    Image of Wes Siler Wes Siler
    11/04/09

    @skierpage: How is this not simple and direct? It's an impressive, fast car with a few problems that, in the end, don't detract all the much from the total package. #mercedesslsamg
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    Image of skierpage skierpage
    11/05/09

    @Wes Siler: Direct simple writing would be:
    "It is badly packaged. ... It has significant flaws, especially its gearbox."

    Thanks for the good review, honest feedback, and not bad writing. You just sounded as if you were trying to soften your criticisms with some wordplay. If you gonna write high-falutin', some people gonna notice. No worries. #mercedesslsamg
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    Image of 87CapriceEstate 87CapriceEstate
    11/04/09

    In reply to 2011 Mercedes SLS AMG: First Drive
    "Full Disclosure: Mercedes wanted us to drive the SLS AMG so badly they flew us out to San Francisco and put us up in a fancy hotel on the ocean. Also, I got in really late so I missed dinner and helped myself to a free Snickers bar and a bottle of OJ from the minibar. I know that's not a healthy diet, but these are the sacrifices we'll make in order to bring you car reviews."

    Is anybody else noticing a theme here or is it just me? #mercedesslsamg
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    Wes Siler promoted this comment 87CapriceEstate was starred 87CapriceEstate was unstarred
    Image of Wes Siler Wes Siler
    11/04/09

    @87CapriceEstate: Yeah, I really need to eat better. #mercedesslsamg
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    Image of 87CapriceEstate 87CapriceEstate
    11/04/09

    @Wes Siler: Even though I luv Snickas I cannot eat 'em all the tyme. Found that out the hard way. #mercedesslsamg
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    Image of AynRandian AynRandian
    11/04/09

    In reply to 2011 Mercedes SLS AMG: First Drive
    Whoa, let's throw on the Webster brakes here. It's impossible to describe a fellow journalist as a hack, and then use the word "guesstimation" in the very next sentence. I'm going to see if we can get Bob Lutz to come teach you some manners. #mercedesslsamg

    Edit: or guestimation. I, too, have no idea how to spell made-up words.
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    Wes Siler promoted this comment Edited by AynRandian at 11/04/09 4:12 PM AynRandian was starred AynRandian was unstarred
    Image of Wes Siler Wes Siler
    11/04/09

    @AynRandian: We use the term "hack" endearingly. #mercedesslsamg
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    Image of Drew and not U Drew and not U
    11/04/09

    In reply to 2011 Mercedes SLS AMG: First Drive
    I'm convinced those are Gran Turismo 5 or Forza 3 screen shots. That is all. #mercedesslsamg
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    High Speed Indeed promoted this comment Drew and not U was starred Drew and not U was unstarred
    Image of High Speed Indeed High Speed Indeed
    11/04/09

    @Drew and not U: That was my first thought as well. But then, I've seen Forza shots that look better than real. #mercedesslsamg
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    Image of Wes Siler Wes Siler
    11/04/09

    @Drew and not U: Wait, so I shouldn't review a car after driving it in Forza? Damn, there's goes my plan for not having to fly somewhere once a week anymore. #mercedesslsamg
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    Image of Drew and not U Drew and not U
    11/05/09

    @Wes Siler: I think you're on to something. You could use that method as a Green Marketing ploy.

    "Jalopnik is going green by virtually road testing new cars in Forza! No more greenhouse gasses or excessive fuel consumption."

    People will eat that shit up.

    In fact maybe F1 and NASCAR could implement something similar. Just gather up all the drivers in one big LAN party and let them duke it out on the big screen. #mercedesslsamg
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    11/04/09

    In reply to 2011 Mercedes SLS AMG: First Drive
    Great review as always.

    It's ugly, though. Why in God's name would Mercedes make a Crossfire its halo car? #mercedesslsamg
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    11/04/09

    In reply to 2011 Mercedes SLS AMG: First Drive
    BTW, this will be the 2010 F1 Safety Car. #mercedesslsamg
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    11/04/09

    In reply to 2011 Mercedes SLS AMG: First Drive
    "At speed...the SLS actually manifests some steering feel, mostly felt over bumps and cat's eyes rather than in corners, but that's OK, because the car is heavily biased toward oversteer so it's only really the rear you need to feel."

    I'm trying -- failing -- to find a way that could sound any more sellouty. Are you sure it wasn't a Snickers and an HJ? #mercedesslsamg
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    Image of Wes Siler Wes Siler
    11/04/09

    @beercheck: You know me, total sellout. #mercedesslsamg
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    11/04/09

    @Wes Siler: Yeah, I know. I'm criticizing the sentence and sentiment it expresses more than I am you. But, ya know....

    And I've done worse for an HJ.

    Plus, I freaking hate this car. #mercedesslsamg
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    11/04/09

    In reply to 2011 Mercedes SLS AMG: First Drive
    #1 on my list of most pointless cars in the modern era. #mercedesslsamg
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    11/04/09

    In reply to 2011 Mercedes SLS AMG: First Drive
    $200000 for Gullwing doors thinly disguised as a car?

    Nice Price! #mercedesslsamg
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    11/04/09

    In reply to 2011 Mercedes SLS AMG: First Drive
    Yeah, I would buy it, no questions asked. It's those damn doors. #mercedesslsamg
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    Image of Sean_Hannity_has_AIDS Sean_Hannity_has_AIDS
    11/04/09

    In reply to 2011 Mercedes SLS AMG: First Drive
    The people responsible for this car should be lined up against a wall and executed for their ghastly crime.

    Wouldn't take it if it was free, had Alba riding shotgun and a trunk stuffed with gold. #mercedesslsamg
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    Jeb_Hoge promoted this comment Sean_Hannity_has_AIDS was starred Sean_Hannity_has_AIDS was unstarred
    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    11/04/09

    @Sean_Hannity_has_AIDS: That's fine, I'll take yours. I'll even let you keep the gold. #mercedesslsamg
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    Image of ThreeLitre ThreeLitre
    11/04/09

    In reply to 2011 Mercedes SLS AMG: First Drive
    I must say, my attitudes towards Mercedes have changed in the past couple years. The CLK Black and this have made them attractive, engaging cars again. If only they would do a proper manual transmission, they might have a truly visceral car to brag about. Alas, all the attempts to make this a full-on track-focused driver's car are all-for-naught in my eyes without the driver being responsible for that 3rd pedal.

    As a self-described purist then, I am totally in love with this car's layout, looks and presence, but still disappointed by its total execution.
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    Edited by ThreeLitre at 11/04/09 12:56 PM ThreeLitre was starred ThreeLitre was unstarred
    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    11/04/09

    In reply to 2011 Mercedes SLS AMG: First Drive
    Kinda off topic here but anyone else notice the German workers are always in blue overalls and pants? I want some of those. #mercedesslsamg
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