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    Tesla's Elon Musk Continues War Of Aggression Against Volt, REVs

    Tesla Model S Sedan Concept: First Live Driving Shots

    Tesla Model S Sedan Concept: $49,900 Seven-Seater Electric To Hit Streets In 2011

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    Image of sos10 sos10
    04/06/09

    In reply to Tesla's Elon Musk Continues War Of Aggression Against Volt, REVs
    Musk is right. The Volt is designed by people who don't want to give up the profits of car maintenance.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/06/09

    In reply to Tesla's Elon Musk Continues War Of Aggression Against Volt, REVs
    HEY!


    I heard there's a line forming to punch him in the face.


    Quick, get in it!


    Oh boy, I hope it is free.

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    Image of jip1080 jip1080
    04/06/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Getting in line requires a hefty down payment. The full price does not include actually hitting him, just standing in front. The wind-up, swing and contact are each special upgrades that are really going to cost you.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/06/09

    @jip1080: Damn. I don't know if I can afford it.
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    04/06/09

    In reply to Tesla's Elon Musk Continues War Of Aggression Against Volt, REVs
    I´m an ignorant on cell chemistry, so I´d better keep buying internal combustion engine cars untill they clear up what is what.
    BTW what Mr. Musk thinks of ethanol? No dead weight of wasted batteries at all.
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    Image of PetroSapien PetroSapien
    04/06/09

    @DЯ. BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: I don't know about Mr. Musk, but I'm a huge fan of Ethanol! I find I run most efficiently with a blend of .01 although, I'm still operational at other blend levels.
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    Image of PetroSapien PetroSapien
    04/06/09

    @PetroSapien: sorry, misplaced decimal... 0.1
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/06/09

    @PetroSapien: I blame the blend level. And Society.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/06/09

    In reply to Tesla's Elon Musk Continues War Of Aggression Against Volt, REVs
    Elon looks majestically into the distance, imagining a world where the roar of a V8 is replaced by the whir of an electric motor. Then silence.


    Damn, maybe those REV guys were on to something.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/06/09

    In reply to Tesla's Elon Musk Continues War Of Aggression Against Volt, REVs
    I have to give it to him, for a con artist (he actually prefers the term "social engineering"), he really likes to tip the cart.


    It is almost as if he believes what he says.

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    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    04/06/09

    In reply to Tesla's Elon Musk Continues War Of Aggression Against Volt, REVs
    Crazy, but thats how it goes
    Millions of dollars invested, who knows?
    Maybe it's not too late
    To learn how to sell
    And not to berate


    Mental wounds not healing
    Lifes a bitter shame
    He's goin' off, he rails on the powertrain

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/06/09

    @Ash78: Nice.
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    03/26/09

    In reply to Tesla Model S Sedan Concept: First Live Driving Shots
    I just realized that the Tesla badge/grill emblem looks like an IUD...

    [contraception.about.com]


    Is that a plus or a minus for guys looking to cruise for chicks (> than or < than Pussy Magnet Yellow paintwork?)...

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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    03/26/09

    @Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: ha, your right!
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    Image of Evil-Jeremy Evil-Jeremy
    03/26/09

    In reply to Tesla Model S Sedan Concept: First Live Driving Shots
    Anybody else getting sick of Teslas?


    This is jalopnik, not gizmodo. I could give a crap about the latest geek gadget.

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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    03/26/09

    @Evil-Jeremy: Max torque, 0 RPM, etc...
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    03/26/09

    In reply to Tesla Model S Sedan Concept: First Live Driving Shots
    Not only do two of the seats disappear in sunlight, so does the entire center console! I see people running off the road left and right as they press their face to the glass with hand over forehead looking for their A/C settings.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    03/26/09

    In reply to Tesla Model S Sedan Concept: First Live Driving Shots
    If any one takes that over this. May god have mercy on their souls.


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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    03/26/09

    @Pessimippopotamus is at 0% productivity: But the Fisker looks like it's got a sleazy moustache, and I can't get behind that.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    03/26/09

    In reply to Tesla Model S Sedan Concept: First Live Driving Shots
    That frontend has a little bit of Maserati in it.
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    Image of drewdrawshashtags drewdrawshashtags
    03/26/09

    In reply to Tesla Model S Sedan Concept: $49,900 Seven-Seater Electric To Hit Streets In 2011
    I think Elon Musk just got so excited that he could literally make anything up for his vaporware car that he decided to throw in the 7-seat thing for shits and giggles. "Yeah, we're putting a rumble seat in the trunk."


    Also heard at the unveiling?


    "Gets your whites whiter"

    "Makes the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs"

    "Runs great on compressed air"

    "Made in Germany, you know the German's make great stuff"

    "Only emissions? Morning Scotch"

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    Image of WilliamG. WilliamG.
    03/26/09

    In reply to Tesla Model S Sedan Concept: First Live Driving Shots
    Hmmm. Is it just me, or does sunshine cheapen the look of it.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    03/26/09

    @WilliamG.: It does the same thing to the women you pick up in bars.*


    *I don't mean you specifically, but "you" in the manner of all men. Just wanted to clarify that.

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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    03/26/09

    In reply to Tesla Model S Sedan Concept: First Live Driving Shots
    'the fuck is there stitching on the dashboard?


    Was the interior designed by Buffalo Bill?

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    Image of Braff Braff
    03/26/09

    In reply to Tesla Model S Sedan Concept: First Live Driving Shots
    This is going to end like the Prestige...


    Elon Musk is busting his ass to try and find out Henrik Fisker is really making his cars work. He can't figure out the "trick" and it is driving him mad...


    Elon Musk will figure out a way to create an "electric" sedan but the "trick" will be that it is powered by aborted kittens... meanwhile he will freak out even further once he realizes Henrik Fisker has a twin and they have been gaming him the whole time. Those engine sounds being produced by a speaker? those are really engine sounds...

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