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    Tesla Roadster Has Fastest Crash Yet In France
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    11/05/08

    In reply to Tesla Roadster Has Fastest Crash Yet In France
    Unsatisfied with the performance of the Tesla Roadster, potential customer Charles de Gaulle's ghost rode home in his Deesse, driven by favorite chauffeur Marroux.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    11/04/08

    In reply to Tesla Roadster Has Fastest Crash Yet In France
    So what's it doing in that pile?
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    11/04/08

    In reply to Tesla Roadster Has Fastest Crash Yet In France
    Anyone else sense the extreme irony of being squashed like a grape in the South of France...?


    Probably took a bottle or two of Courvoisier to settle their nerves.

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    11/04/08

    In reply to Tesla Roadster Has Fastest Crash Yet In France
    Good to see one being used as it was intended.
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    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    11/04/08

    In reply to Tesla Roadster Has Fastest Crash Yet In France
    Well, now maybe they can apply their real life crash knowledge to their company's financials.
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    Image of Braff Braff
    11/04/08

    In reply to Tesla Roadster Has Fastest Crash Yet In France
    I found a photo of the sales guy:


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    Image of SundaySunday SundaySunday
    11/04/08

    In reply to Tesla Roadster Has Fastest Crash Yet In France
    While some employees got relieved of their jobs through a blog post, this guy gets let go with the old "they've got two stops, then no brakes" routine.
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    11/04/08

    In reply to Tesla Roadster Has Fastest Crash Yet In France
    He should have let up at 88 mph.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    11/04/08

    @NovaloadMissesPolar: Oh... touche...
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    11/04/08

    In reply to Tesla Roadster Has Fastest Crash Yet In France
    Will the battery last for a full session at LeMons? How much is airfreight these days?
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    11/04/08

    In reply to Tesla Roadster Has Fastest Crash Yet In France
    The Tesla had in coming,he was driving around with wreckedexotics.com written on the door ;)
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    11/04/08

    In reply to Tesla Roadster Has Fastest Crash Yet In France
    The battery acid clearly destroyed the MPV under it.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    11/04/08

    In reply to Tesla Roadster Has Fastest Crash Yet In France
    Wow, that's unbelievable!


    ...they actually built one?

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    11/04/08

    @bzr: 27 customers have already had their cars delivered [en.wikipedia.org]
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    11/04/08

    @layabout: Read further, they report 30 have been delivered. Not that I believe it. Lies, all lies!
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    11/04/08

    @six: Well it is Madeitupapedia so i wouldn't fully trust it to be fact. Surely one would have been spotted by a Jalop by now.
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    11/04/08

    @layabout: 26 left on the road now
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    Image of clinto clinto
    11/04/08

    In reply to Tesla Roadster Has Fastest Crash Yet In France
    "So you still wanna' buy it? I will throw in some stain proof floormats, on the house, just 'cause I like 'ya."
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    11/04/08

    In reply to Tesla Roadster Has Fastest Crash Yet In France
    The crash was SO fast, the guy got home and read about his crash in a blog post and then thought, "No wonder I have a headache"
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    11/04/08

    In reply to Tesla Roadster Has Fastest Crash Yet In France
    Shocking news.
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