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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    02/24/09

    In reply to Tesla Model S Revealed... By Wired?
    "It's not hard to imagine where we'll go from there," says Tesla's Rachel Konrad.


    Yeah, out of business

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    02/24/09

    @Cognitive Friction: Too funny.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    02/24/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Yet soo true.
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    02/24/09

    In reply to Tesla Model S Revealed... By Wired?
    Wow, with the quality of that rendering (especially around the windows), it's quite obvious that someone spent over 9000 hours in MS Paint to doodle that and Copypasta it over that backdrop.
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    Image of .357 .357
    02/24/09

    In reply to Tesla Model S Revealed... By Wired?
    It looks quite good. Too bad its electric
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/24/09

    In reply to Tesla Model S Revealed... By Wired?
    Mmmmmmm i'll just look at this instead.....
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/24/09

    @layabout hunting Cerbera: Now that's an unveiling that needs to happen, and one I could get behind...


    mmmmm...boobies

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    Image of MrBangBam MrBangBam
    02/24/09

    @layabout hunting Cerbera: I would love to plug-in to that!
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    02/25/09

    @layabout hunting Cerbera: C'mon what the fcuk? I leave for two minutes and you storm in here with an 8-ball and a couple of euro-trash coke-fiends. AND; DAMNIT! That's my favorite chair! She better be wearing underwear!!
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/24/09

    In reply to Tesla Model S Revealed... By Wired?
    You need to change the title of your post from last weekend to "Does Wired Hate *Real* Cars?"


    [jalopnik.com]

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    02/24/09

    In reply to Tesla Model S Revealed... By Wired?
    It looks like it has the nose of a BMW roadster.


    Who designed that? Bangle?

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    Image of jduffy13 jduffy13
    02/24/09

    In reply to Tesla Model S Revealed... By Wired?
    I'll give it a score of 72 Dick.


    I don't like the lyrics but I dig the beat and I can dance to it.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    02/24/09

    @jduffy13: LOL.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/24/09

    In reply to Tesla Model S Revealed... By Wired?
    Looks fairly handsome. Need to see it in three quarters view to really be sure. But we've all seen much worse.


    I hope they have made a great platform that lets them expand the range economically. Maybe their costs are low enough, and their financing deep enough that they can ride out the carpocalypse and thrive in a couple of years.

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/13/09

    In reply to Is The Tesla S A Prettied-Up Mercedes CLS?
    I know Tesla doesn't have the resources to design a new car from the ground up. HOWEVER, you can at least license a chassis from someone then design new sheetmetal around it.


    If all you are going to do is put an electric drive in an existing car and slap your name on it, then this guy beat them to it. All he needs to do is name it The Brian: [jalopnik.com]

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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    02/13/09

    In reply to Is The Tesla S A Prettied-Up Mercedes CLS?
    No. See, the deal is that the CLS is a real car that you can actually buy.
    As far as I can tell, the Tesla S is based on the Easter bunny, Santa Claus, and that Harrier that cost a million pepsi points.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/13/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon: What are you saying? Easter bunny - real. Santa Claus - real. Harrier - ok, not real, but a funny joke.


    Conclusion: The Tesla is the opposite of all of these.

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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    02/13/09

    In reply to Is The Tesla S A Prettied-Up Mercedes CLS?
    I think the guy who made this is Dutch and I want to taste his weed

    /Munchies
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    02/13/09

    In reply to Is The Tesla S A Prettied-Up Mercedes CLS?
    crack pipe
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/13/09

    In reply to Is The Tesla S A Prettied-Up Mercedes CLS?
    I'd prefer that Lotus continue to get the checks. I'm with Graverobber on this one, until proven wrong.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    02/13/09

    In reply to Is The Tesla S A Prettied-Up Mercedes CLS?
    I don't know why she's covered in tattoos, though (none visible in THAT particular pic). She oughta be arrested for grafitti.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/13/09

    @Ash78: I'll search her for weapons.


    I can already see two weapons of mass distraction.

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/13/09

    @Ash78: Yeah, that's what got her knocked of The List.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/13/09

    @engineerd confused n00b:


    You know, I usually hate tattoos, but oddly enough, I don't mind them on her. The only one that kind of sort of bugs me is the one of Marilyn Monroe on her forearm, but still, I could totally live with it.

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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    02/13/09

    @engineerd confused n00b: She was in the Jalop Fantasy Garage?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/13/09

    @Ash78: There's a Yonic reference in there somewhere.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/13/09

    In reply to Is The Tesla S A Prettied-Up Mercedes CLS?
    Actually, I think that it is very likely based on this:

    [jalopnik.com]
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/13/09

    @graverobber: Murilopnik Weekends mean I can cut back on th...: Looks like Proton styling to me,not that shocking as they do/did own Lotus.
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