Oh No, I Pissed Off Terry Crews, Am I Going To Die?

I'd never been so scared after checking my Kinja notifications as when I saw "Terry Crews replied to you" in my dropdown menu. Turns out, the real Terry Crews indeed read my post about his Toyota Highlander/Chrysler Town & Country debacle. Am I going to die? » 2/19/14 4:00pm 2/19/14 4:00pm

Toyota Highlander Pitchman Terry Crews Prefers Chrysler Minivans

Here we have a lovely Battle of the Beige: Toyota Highlander vs. Chrysler Town & Country. If you need the versatility, you'd probably go with the T&C. But if you're being paid to advertise the Highlander, you probably shouldn't go with the T&C. » 2/18/14 12:00pm 2/18/14 12:00pm

Toyota Super Bowl Ad Has Muppets, Hallucinating Terry Crews, Boring Car

Terry Crews has gone from secretly hilarious to just plain old hilarious. The Muppets have always been the best. The Toyota Highlander isn't exciting. And a hallucinating Terry Crews doesn't make it exciting. » 1/28/14 10:25am 1/28/14 10:25am