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    Image of LuciferV8 LuciferV8
    12/17/08

    In reply to Teenagers Vandalize 70% Of Audi Dealership's Inventory
    Maybe those car will be marked down....please.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/16/08

    In reply to Teenagers Vandalize 70% Of Audi Dealership's Inventory
    Wait, they didn't get all the Audis, but they went after some used Mercurys? Am I reading this right?


    God, I dunno about my generation sometimes. If you're gonna pull an asshole move, pull it completely.

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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    12/16/08

    In reply to Teenagers Vandalize 70% Of Audi Dealership's Inventory
    I don't even like Audis (working at an Audi shop will do that to you), but really. They should be keyed in the nads.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    12/16/08

    In reply to Teenagers Vandalize 70% Of Audi Dealership's Inventory
    If the city of Concord has outlawed public stonings, it should repeal the ban. At least temporarily.
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    Image of Smitty Smitty
    12/16/08

    In reply to Teenagers Vandalize 70% Of Audi Dealership's Inventory
    " Tag a mailbox? Rispek."


    When I lived on a country road in the Sierras I had two mailboxes. The one facing the on-coming lane was filled with cement.


    I don't know if was ever tagged, but I DO know that any kid that
    contacted that box with a baseball bat never tried it on anyone else's
    mailbox.


    Wonder how one could defend against a (re)keying ... 50,000 volts DC connected to the parked car?

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    Image of Feds Feds
    12/16/08

    @Smitty:


    My dad built a very good copy of a standard mailbox from 1/8" plate. It was lagged onto a fence post that was 4-or-more feet into the ground. Earned us a couple of free Aluminium bats.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/16/08

    @Its the Feds of the world as we know it.: Beautiful. If I ever end up on a back road, no question, I'm getting one of those big plastic suckers, putting a small metal 'box inside, and pouring concrete in between.
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    12/16/08

    In reply to Teenagers Vandalize 70% Of Audi Dealership's Inventory
    id be more then happy to take that rs4 off of diablo audi of concords hands. that way they dont have to pay for some body work and i dont have to pay oogles and oogles of money for one
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    Image of 1300ccsoffury 1300ccsoffury
    12/16/08

    In reply to Teenagers Vandalize 70% Of Audi Dealership's Inventory
    Relax. Knowing today's special brand of moron, they probably taped the whole event and will post it on YouTube where all their friends can leave comments filled with LOL ROFL PWNED LMAO OMG, etc.
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    Image of Claudef2 Claudef2
    12/16/08

    In reply to Teenagers Vandalize 70% Of Audi Dealership's Inventory
    After the requisite 30 years in jail, these guys should be sentenced to driving GM cars for the rest of their lives!
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    12/16/08

    @Claudef2: That leaves too many interesting cars in the realm of possibility. I vote Yugo or Trabant.
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    Image of tgpt tgpt
    12/16/08

    @Mike the Dog: I've driven a Cavalier, I think I'd take the Yugo.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    12/16/08

    @tgpt: That's a good point, but the stipulation was GM, not Cavalier. This leaves Corvettes, El Caminos, Camaros, Firebirds, GTOs and a host of other very cool cars in play. Stipulating Yugo or Trabi leaves less wiggle room.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    12/16/08

    In reply to Teenagers Vandalize 70% Of Audi Dealership's Inventory
    That is a dumb-ass thing to do.


    Still, if this is all we have to fear from the next generation of domestic terrorists, I for one, will be sleeping better in the future.

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    12/16/08

    @graverobber- Facebook 'em Danno: Just don't fall asleep in your Hummer!
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    12/16/08

    @Van Sarockin: Or while getting one.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    12/16/08

    In reply to Teenagers Vandalize 70% Of Audi Dealership's Inventory
    And get off of my lawn!!!
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    Image of Almostbanned Almostbanned
    12/16/08

    In reply to Teenagers Vandalize 70% Of Audi Dealership's Inventory
    8pm curfew and one year of mandatory public service for all individuals under the age of 20. Period.
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    Image of Starlton Heston's Revenge Starlton Heston's Revenge
    12/16/08

    @Almostbanned: AND BOOK LEARNING!
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    Image of Citroen_SM Citroen_SM
    12/16/08

    In reply to Teenagers Vandalize 70% Of Audi Dealership's Inventory
    The first rule of project mayham, is you do not talk about project mayham!
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    Image of 1300ccsoffury 1300ccsoffury
    12/16/08

    @Citroen_SM: Mmmmm...mayHAM...
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    Image of Captain Slow and his Flying Washing Machine Captain Slow and his Flying Washing Machine
    12/16/08

    In reply to Teenagers Vandalize 70% Of Audi Dealership's Inventory
    They keyed used Mercurys! OUTRAGE!
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    12/16/08

    @Captain Slow and his Flying Washing Machine: Nihilism!
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    12/16/08

    @franzouse: Say what you want, at least it's an ethos.
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    Image of Starlton Heston's Revenge Starlton Heston's Revenge
    12/16/08

    In reply to Teenagers Vandalize 70% Of Audi Dealership's Inventory
    I'm perplexed additionally by the fact that RS4s and A/S8s were outside in the open!!! HOLY HELL!
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    12/16/08

    In reply to Teenagers Vandalize 70% Of Audi Dealership's Inventory
    Audi have finally made it into the big-time. It used to be BMW and Mercedes who saw all the petty vandalism.


    Audi used to be in the same category as Saab in terms of vandal-repellence.


    Saying this, these vandals clearly had shit for brains and didn't give a fuck what cars they attacked, if they went for the Mercurys as well.


    If I could perform one miracle, it would be that of stopping teenagers from feeling the need to impress each other. That's how it goes. The kid who behaves the worst in class gets the rispek. The kid who talks back gets the rispek. Swear? Rispek. Tag a mailbox? Rispek.


    The only people impressed by a gang of little wankers running around vandalising a lot full of Audis, are the members of the gang of little wankers running around vandalising a lot full of Audis.


    And I bet they were home that evening playing on the PS3 their mom and dad bought them.

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