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    TECHART Bringing 680 HP Magnum Cayenne S To Geneva
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    Image of LuciferV8 LuciferV8
    02/27/09

    In reply to TECHART Bringing 680 HP Magnum Cayenne S To Geneva
    When you absolutely, positively, HAVE to get the kids to soccer practice on time...
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/27/09

    @LuciferV8: but then why not spring for a volvo. computers now allow you to be an inattentive dick and the car will supposedly save your ass.


    hell you dont even have to step on the brake peddle anymore. makes me feel safe!

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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    02/27/09

    In reply to TECHART Bringing 680 HP Magnum Cayenne S To Geneva
    All the references to Magnum keep my brain thinking about the Dodge Magnum... I'm not sure if this is good or bad.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/27/09

    In reply to TECHART Bringing 680 HP Magnum Cayenne S To Geneva
    From the ePRS (patent pending):


    We have nifty lights that dim based on the ambient lighting or when your turn signal is on. The rest of the time, expect others on the road to be distracted by your LED bonanza.


    We have nifty seats with air conditioning so you don't get swamp ass.


    We have an "aerodynamics" package and wheels that manage to avoid the boyracer look.


    We have a suspension lowering system that let ride low and slow or, for that one time you might go on gravel, high. Overall travel is an impressive 110 mm.


    We also give you engine modifications including electronics, air filter, turbo, oil and water performance, manifolds, cat, pipes, and throttle which boost power to 680hp and torques to 900 Nm. An optics kit puts some shiny carbon under the hood.

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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    02/27/09

    In reply to TECHART Bringing 680 HP Magnum Cayenne S To Geneva
    "TECHART meets the highest standards in comfort and individuality with the exclusive
    de Sede of Switzerland range of interiors."


    In contrast, the seats in my old Escort were designed my de Sade. Of Dearborn.

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    02/27/09

    In reply to TECHART Bringing 680 HP Magnum Cayenne S To Geneva
    So it's maybe the fastest SUV you can get right now.


    But, to paraphrase Clarkson, that's like saying, "I've got chlamydia, the best of the sexually transmitted diseases!"

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/27/09

    In reply to TECHART Bringing 680 HP Magnum Cayenne S To Geneva
    I actually like it, in the photo. In the absence of anything to give you perspective on its size, it looks like a Sportwagon.


    Unfortunately, my rational mind knows that it's not. Shrink it by about 20%, and it might be a really nice car.

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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    02/27/09

    @Deartháir: Lowering and negating its off-road ability turns it into a Panamera.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/27/09

    @Deartháir: I thought the exact same thing. With it lowered and with that body kit it actually looks...good.


    Please don't hate me Jalops.

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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/27/09

    @engineerd wants to be friends with Diddles: as far as i am concerned i have no engineerd...
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/27/09

    @Number_Six: Well, a really huge Panamera, but a Panamera wagon (rather than the simulated-fastback-thing it is now) might actually be enough to make me like the thing.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/27/09

    @damnelantra™:
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    02/27/09

    @Deartháir:

    All I have to do is show you the front to dispel such nonsense.


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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/27/09

    @Pessimippopotamus Parkingtonius: Oh God!


    Nevermind, I take back what I said about liking it. Butter face.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/27/09

    @Pessimippopotamus Parkingtonius: AUGH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?


    Epic. Fail.


    I was going to hunt for a FAIL image from failblog. Now I'm thinking we should just submit it to failblog.

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    Image of .357 .357
    02/27/09

    In reply to TECHART Bringing 680 HP Magnum Cayenne S To Geneva
    Its so fast, its practically on fire.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    02/27/09

    @.357: Someone should set it on fire. It's the thing to do now in Germany, I hear.
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/27/09

    In reply to TECHART Bringing 680 HP Magnum Cayenne S To Geneva
    nice minivan
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