My male parental unit schooled me in clutch replacement a few times on the '80 F-100 we had. Never wore, out, but the plate always managed to have a spring break, the TO bearing would start howling, or the plate managed to get a bent finger or tow. That truck was just cursed.
I'd become an expert at transmission removal/replacement, and was even using the input shaft as the dowel, when I was 16-17.
This was on a three-speed Dodge A-100 manual trans. Transmission jack? Pfft, it weighs only like 100 lbs., what's your problem, wuss.
Then I took the 5-speed out of the '86 Nissan 720 pickup.
I thought I was gonna die under there.
Learned, firsthand, why transmission jacks were developed.
@Murilee Martin: I can see that. Away from Jalopnik, there are few that would appreciate a video of a transmission swap, no matter what the soundtrack. #cooltransmissionnameoftheday
... all this time, I thought I had pioneered the floor jack leg pump maneuver to facilitate transmission replacement. You have no idea how disturbing it is to learn I simply followed in the footsteps of someone called "ChunkyDeath". #cooltransmissionnameoftheday
Hey, Murilee's got some pretty good Philly Dog moves getting that jack in place so that ChunkyDeath can do his leg thang.
There are web sites where this kind of tranny pr0n can earn you enough to buy a box of Tascam Portas. I don't have any links, but I'm sure such sites must exist. #cooltransmissionnameoftheday
@Novaload: You can find Portastudios on craigslist & e-bay all the time... cheap too. Yamaha also made a couple different variants on the 4-track cassette theme.
Murilee, if you want, I can get those cassettes dubbed over into regular .wav files for you. Ping me if you're interested.
@HoonThatFerrari: I can also digitize the tracks with a regular cassette deck fed into the computer (tracks 1/2 will be L/R stereo tracks, flip it over to get 3/4), then use software to cut the speed in half and reverse direction on 3/4. Done it before. #cooltransmissionnameoftheday
@HoonThatFerrari: Well, maybe I'll dig up the tapes with car-related tunes. There's one song that uses samples of the sound of a '65 Imperial dragging its rusty exhaust over train tracks, played on a Casio SK-1, as the beat. #cooltransmissionnameoftheday
@Murilee Martin: Ah, OK, if you've got the software to do that, then yer good... I've got a pretty comprehensive audio production setup with multiple channels of convertors, so it would be easy for me to do it for you in one pass & then render the .wav files & either upload as a zipfile or send them to you on a CD-R... it would just be a matter of finding a Portastudio to dub the cassettes out of, which is not a problem, as there were only about a bazillion of those made in various models & they're fairly easy to come across.
Do you have the ability to mix the individual stems/tracks, as well, or is your audio software just a two-channel package? If it's just a two-channel version & you can convert to .wav files, but you just need 'em mixed, lemme know - I'll do it as a fun favor! #cooltransmissionnameoftheday
@Murilee Martin: Don't want to do it via two-track cassette with the whole flip & reconvert thing? Here's a Yammy 4-track in San Mateo for a buck-twenty, posted just today, in fact!:
Reminds me of how I learned that the chest is a wonderful transmission stand. OTOH, you didn't have to align and insert the input spindle to the clutch assembly, and you seem to have way too much room to maneuver.
Music certainly fits the descent thru the circles of hell that these sorts of projects are. #cooltransmissionnameoftheday
I just had an Our Lady of Fátima moment watching that. Like stigmata, my knuckles began to bleed and I began swearing at the c***sucking engineer who made that bolt so f***ing difficult to get started or reach, and why the hell did the concrete, which wasn't that uncomfortable before, now hurt like hell and my right arm is numb.
GAH...I'll be back. I have to go kick a socket I need under the workbench and throw a wrench at a cat. #cooltransmissionnameoftheday
@JCWhitless: Try welding in rocker panels while laying on crush n run. "Hmmm, was that sharp stabbing pain in my back a piece of rock, or a bit of weld spatter that is now burning through my skin? Oh shit! Fire!" #cooltransmissionnameoftheday
Each box is 4 x 2 per drawer. This is an old photo, so the collection has grown. Pre-sorted stuff ends-up in peanut butter jars, until the OCD kicks-in and then out comes the label maker. #howto
Not just the Mazda team, I sort thru those Aerospace company floor sweeping too. With the help of a proper set of AN/MS/NAS/NA and PB fastner, SPS, Boeing listings..you can figure out what ya got and where these bit are best used. This is by far one of the best ways to use all aero spec fasteners in your favorite project.
It also really helps to know what one should use in a given application and knowing what aerospace bits you have in hand. #howto
@Rupunzell: The semiconductor industry is a great source for quality fasteners, as well. If it's good enough for a class 10 cleanroom, it's good enough to drive through snow and gravel. #howto
This reminds me, I've heard stories about how one of the more prominent Mazda road racers used to by barrels of the floor sweepings from Lockheed to get AN and grade 8 fasteners. It was the cheapest way by far to get the stuff, but did require some time to sort. #howto
I'm about where Murilee is - sort by fastener type but not size. Seems to strike a nice balance between investment in time up front and making an effort only when something is needed.
I apologize for going off topic but this seems like the right crew to ask - Does anyone have a source for Euro style hose clamps - the kind that don't have the sharp edges that can chew up a hose? #howto
@P161911 probably shoudn't have: I had to go to the mcmaster warehouse in Jersey once to pick up an order. It's quite seriously five times the size of your average neighborhood home depot... from where the will call counter was I could only see aisles 30-125, and they went on and on and on... #howto
@electricarchie: At work, if I get the order in before noon I have the stuff by the end of the day. If it is the afternoon, it ships that day UPS and arrives the next morning. They have courier rates based on how many hours you need to get the stuff in. 98% of the stuff they have in stock. It is amazing. #howto
@P161911 probably shoudn't have: I had to rebuild my elliptical machine (exercise equipment) at home and the bushings I needed were not carried by the manufacturer. Mcmaster not only had them in stock, they had Super Oilite bushings for $1.29/ea! Hellll yeah! #howto
@Alfisted: Look for T-bolt clamps, they almost always have the rolled edges. Try looking at online performance shops for import turbo cars. Nobody likes to tear those expensive, pretty, and garishly colored silicone hoses and couplers when running 25+psi. #howto
@P161911 probably shoudn't have: Even at my residential address, delivery is always next day for shipping rates that are less than most place's UPS ground rates. And their web site is effin' AWESOME. #howto
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My male parental unit schooled me in clutch replacement a few times on the '80 F-100 we had. Never wore, out, but the plate always managed to have a spring break, the TO bearing would start howling, or the plate managed to get a bent finger or tow. That truck was just cursed.
I'd become an expert at transmission removal/replacement, and was even using the input shaft as the dowel, when I was 16-17.
This was on a three-speed Dodge A-100 manual trans. Transmission jack? Pfft, it weighs only like 100 lbs., what's your problem, wuss.
Then I took the 5-speed out of the '86 Nissan 720 pickup.
I thought I was gonna die under there.
Learned, firsthand, why transmission jacks were developed.
I'm not about to go down the automatic route.... #cooltransmissionnameoftheday
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Yes, I am relatively lonely. #cooltransmissionnameoftheday
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So, yeah, get a 4-track from eBay, and treat us to more! #cooltransmissionnameoftheday
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EDIT: Also, Negativland are awesome, by and large.
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Jack stands from Lee Auto Supply? $40.
Used TH350 from Pick Your Part?
$150.
Installing a TH350 with your doppleganger?
Priceless.
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There are web sites where this kind of tranny pr0n can earn you enough to buy a box of Tascam Portas. I don't have any links, but I'm sure such sites must exist. #cooltransmissionnameoftheday
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Murilee, if you want, I can get those cassettes dubbed over into regular .wav files for you. Ping me if you're interested.
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Do you have the ability to mix the individual stems/tracks, as well, or is your audio software just a two-channel package? If it's just a two-channel version & you can convert to .wav files, but you just need 'em mixed, lemme know - I'll do it as a fun favor! #cooltransmissionnameoftheday
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Come to think of it, I might have a video for "Chrysler New Yorker." Totally easy to extract that from VHS tape. #cooltransmissionnameoftheday
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[sfbay.craigslist.org]
OR... even better - here's a Tascam for 50 buckaroonies in El Cerrito, also looks like it was just posted today:
[sfbay.craigslist.org] #cooltransmissionnameoftheday
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Music certainly fits the descent thru the circles of hell that these sorts of projects are. #cooltransmissionnameoftheday
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GAH...I'll be back. I have to go kick a socket I need under the workbench and throw a wrench at a cat. #cooltransmissionnameoftheday
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Each box is 4 x 2 per drawer. This is an old photo, so the collection has grown. Pre-sorted stuff ends-up in peanut butter jars, until the OCD kicks-in and then out comes the label maker. #howto
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It also really helps to know what one should use in a given application and knowing what aerospace bits you have in hand. #howto
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I'm about where Murilee is - sort by fastener type but not size. Seems to strike a nice balance between investment in time up front and making an effort only when something is needed.
I apologize for going off topic but this seems like the right crew to ask - Does anyone have a source for Euro style hose clamps - the kind that don't have the sharp edges that can chew up a hose? #howto
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McMaster-Carr has just about everything, in stock even. They aren't cheap though, $4-5 each. #howto
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