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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    06/01/09

    In reply to The TOS-1 Buratino: a Terrifying Russian Thermobaric Menace
    It needs some Battletech style stats:


    TOS-1 Buratino


    Class: Medium Tank

    Type: Tracked

    Engine: 840hp Diesel I.C.E.

    Movement points: 4/6


    Armament 2-LRM15

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    Image of JayXJ JayXJ
    06/01/09

    @Skunky: You forgot the armor stats. /grin/
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    06/01/09

    @JayP71 bought a Jeep: Yeah, the stats on the T-72 threw me for a loop, as it uses two different types of armour, one simple HEAT repelling plating, and the other an explosive/reactive type, B-tech doesn't let ya do that. Damn Russians, twinking the game. :D
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    06/01/09

    In reply to The TOS-1 Buratino: a Terrifying Russian Thermobaric Menace
    Well, as they say in Grozny, "Can't complain!".
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    06/01/09

    In reply to The TOS-1 Buratino: a Terrifying Russian Thermobaric Menace
    That Grozny photo sure is depressing.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    06/01/09

    @beercheck: Looks like the aerial photos of Dresden and Tokyo.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/01/09

    In reply to The TOS-1 Buratino: a Terrifying Russian Thermobaric Menace
    Wow, there's almost no recoil with those monsters.

    That's one machine that looks as serious as it is!
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    06/01/09

    In reply to The TOS-1 Buratino: a Terrifying Russian Thermobaric Menace
    For some reason, every time I've seen the Russians do anything violent in the past 10 years, I sort of imagine them taking out their Cold War frustrations, no matter who the opponent is. Northern Ossetia? "F*ck you, Weinberger!" Chechnya? "Eat it, Shultz!" Hostage situation in a theatre? "Look what you made us do, Gorbi!"
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/01/09

    In reply to The TOS-1 Buratino: a Terrifying Russian Thermobaric Menace
    Tankopnik!!! I could watch tanks blowing sh*t up all day.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    06/01/09

    @Jo Schmo: Yeah, me too!



    + Watch video
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    06/01/09

    In reply to The TOS-1 Buratino: a Terrifying Russian Thermobaric Menace
    Palin, can you see that from your backyard?
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    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    06/01/09

    @SirNotAppearing: You know, she never actually said that. Tina Fey said that on SNL.


    It's more than a little weird how many people make that mistake and confuse parody with reality.


    That said, I know Palin said something nearly as, uh, strange. Does anyone have her actual quote?

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    Image of Peter Orosz Peter Orosz
    06/01/09

    @Bumblebee: She may not have said it but it sure is funny.
     Reply
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    06/01/09

    In reply to The TOS-1 Buratino: a Terrifying Russian Thermobaric Menace
    I come back from vacation and am greeted by thermobaric destruction. Simply awesome.
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    06/01/09

    @engineerd: welcome back!
     Reply
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    Image of Tucker589 is Hoarding James Dean's 550 Spyder Tucker589 is Hoarding James Dean's 550 Spyder
    06/01/09

    In reply to The TOS-1 Buratino: a Terrifying Russian Thermobaric Menace
    Does it come with a cd player?
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    06/01/09

    @Tucker589: More importantly, does it have Aux-In?
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/22/09

    In reply to Brooklyn Lost Tank Flier Actually Sex Line Scam
    Tanks for nothing!
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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    05/21/09

    In reply to Brooklyn Lost Tank Flier Actually Sex Line Scam
    Just call them up and explain the you HAVE the tank. "NOW who do I return it to?"


    Actually this probably WAS supposed to be a Army viral recruiting tool, they just mis-printed the phone number. Everyone know that if you mis-print a phone number you automatically get a phone sex line.

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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    05/21/09

    In reply to Brooklyn Lost Tank Flier Actually Sex Line Scam
    Funny thing, it turns out all those BMW and Audi billboards from a while back were also a scam. They were to trying to get you to buy their cars.
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    05/21/09

    In reply to Brooklyn Lost Tank Flier Actually Sex Line Scam
    I've never understood the whole "sex line/dirty talk" thing. I mean why? Or maybe I am having too much fun doing the real thing..
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    05/21/09

    @Formerlythegreatestdriver: Before the internets, it was either that or a magazine for lonely, single men. How they still exist today is beyond my comprehension.


    I suppose that's why they have to sink so low as to use badass military hardware just to get attention.

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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    05/21/09

    @Ash78: ...or maybe a Sebring and ladies panties?
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    05/21/09

    In reply to Brooklyn Lost Tank Flier Actually Sex Line Scam
    I think I saw this on Craigslist's "Casual Engagements" section before it was shut down.
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    Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was starred Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was unstarred
    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    05/21/09

    In reply to Brooklyn Lost Tank Flier Actually Sex Line Scam
    LOOK, A HUGE DISTRACTING THING!
     Reply
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