The Time I Chopped Up A Dozen Volkswagen Bugs With A Sawzall

We've all had crappy jobs, but some are more memorable than others. For me, the most memorable — and really the most enjoyable — minimum wage job I've ever had was also the most brief. A Volkswagen shop owner in Virginia Beach hired me to strip a bunch of derelict Beetles and chop up their rusted carcasses with a… » 3/07/13 2:00pm 3/07/13 2:00pm

I Began Life In A Ford Pinto And Have Loved Crappy Cars Ever Since

By all rights, I should be dead by now. I spent my first minutes outside of the hospital where I was born in a Ford Pinto. In those crucial moments of life, I undoubtedly inhaled formaldehyde fumes as other cars whizzed past the Pinto's explosive rear bumper. » 12/07/12 2:00pm 12/07/12 2:00pm