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    Yes, You Can Buy A "Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R" LeMons Team Shirt!

    Best Sumo Wrestler/Monster Truck T-Shirt Ever

    Another Batch Of Driveshaft Through The Skull Shirts Available!

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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    11/21/09

    In reply to Yes, You Can Buy A "Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R" LeMons Team Shirt!
    This one seems sorta politically incorrect or somethin. I can wear my neon green Driveshaft Through the Skull T-shirt anywhere really. School, hockey games, the garage when I'm working on the Tempo.

    But I think I could offend people by showing up in a Shabbat Shalom M F R shirt.
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    Image of skitter skitter
    11/21/09

    @Ford Tempo Fanatic: On the other hand, if it was a Shabbat Shalom MotherFcukeR shirt, I have no doubt it would be readily available at a horrifying shopping mall near you.
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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    11/21/09

    @skitter: I was thinking of just buying one, and if anyone noticed I'd just say it meant: MonkeyFighteR
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    11/22/09

    @Ford Tempo Fanatic: It's a cool shirt, but I think I'd have to be jewish to pull it off.
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    Image of günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi
    11/22/09

    @Ford Tempo Fanatic: how, my tempo-enthusiastic friend, how you not gotten a jalopnik brand heart-clicky before now?(my character map isn't working right now, 'tm' shows up as 'ä'... so i want to let mr. wert know that i'm trying not to infringe upon trade-mark issues... i just can't use the symbol right now, sorry.... i blame nibbles)

    fixed. you now have one
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/24/09

    @Ford Tempo Fanatic: You've just insulted MonkeyFighteRs everywhere. I hope you're happy, sicko.
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    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    11/21/09

    In reply to Yes, You Can Buy A "Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R" LeMons Team Shirt!
    Bought with express delivery to make it in in time for Hanukkah!
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    11/17/09

    In reply to Best Sumo Wrestler/Monster Truck T-Shirt Ever
    Dude, Sam, this would look so great in my dresser next to my Three Wolf and Moon t-shirt.

    I'll never not get laid. #tshirts
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    11/17/09

    In reply to Best Sumo Wrestler/Monster Truck T-Shirt Ever
    "it sure as hell ain't gonna be the fat guy in the diaper."

    First: Thong, not diaper.

    Second: Take a good look at the angle of that truck. Not only is it on one back wheel, but it looks about one half-second away from rolling onto its roof. By contrast, the sumo wrestler is upright and has a firm footing.

    There is also no driver in the cab, which means that no gas or brakes or any control whatsoever is being applied to the truck. The wheels don't appear to be spinning. We're not even sure the engine is on; the headlamps may have simply been left on.

    Any way I look at it, this is an easy victory for the sumo wrestler. The t-shirt captures the moments before the truck's embarrassing defeat. #tshirts
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/17/09

    @bmoreDLJ: Let me lend some expertise, I used to know someone who wrestled semi-competitively in high school.

    The remotely controlled truck is about to lay on the gas with the diff locked. This will send the grounded wheel forward under an unsuspecting opponent who is precariously leaned in.

    The sumo wrestler will be flipped to the mat and the truck will have sufficient momentum to regain traction and make another move. #tshirts
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    Image of Turbineguy - now with reheat!! Turbineguy - now with reheat!!
    11/17/09

    @bmoreDLJ: The splattery viewable inside the windshield (reminiscent of the Aussie exploding diaper advert) suggests to me that the hidden driver has accepted the inevitable defeat. #tshirts
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/17/09

    In reply to Best Sumo Wrestler/Monster Truck T-Shirt Ever
    Who'll be the first to mention dragoning? #tshirts
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/17/09

    @mr_dude: You, apparently. #tshirts
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/17/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: First!

    Is the man..? Is the truck..?
    Truck... truckf**ker... do you need assistance? #tshirts
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/17/09

    In reply to Best Sumo Wrestler/Monster Truck T-Shirt Ever
    Suddenly Toyota 4Runner model bloat makes a little more sense. #tshirts
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    Image of Stitchopoulis Stitchopoulis
    08/27/09

    In reply to Another Batch Of Driveshaft Through The Skull Shirts Available!
    I got mine in what I shall call "type F burgundy" and it's rad.
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    08/24/09

    In reply to Another Batch Of Driveshaft Through The Skull Shirts Available!
    Sorry, all the XLs and Ms are gone. But those of you coming to LeMons South should be able to buy shirts from Walker himself!
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    Image of Braff Braff
    08/24/09

    In reply to Another Batch Of Driveshaft Through The Skull Shirts Available!
    ordered... positive feedback already given...
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    08/24/09

    @BrAff: Ha ha, sucker! Now there's no reason for me to ship anything!
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    08/24/09

    In reply to Another Batch Of Driveshaft Through The Skull Shirts Available!
    Ordered mine, now I can use it to strike fear into the hearts of first-years and other assored civillians!
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    08/24/09

    In reply to Another Batch Of Driveshaft Through The Skull Shirts Available!
    I would gladly pay $20 for a shirt that didn't have defects and came in the color of my choosing.
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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    08/24/09

    In reply to Another Batch Of Driveshaft Through The Skull Shirts Available!
    Bought like 4 of these so far. They've entered into my regular T-shirt rotation. 3 are various shades of brown/ yellow, but the choice one, reserved for weddings, bar mitsfah's, funerals, and first communions is a petty blue one.

    Walker also did the TUNACHUCKER shirts for us...did a bang-up job on them, too.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    08/24/09

    In reply to Another Batch Of Driveshaft Through The Skull Shirts Available!
    ::sigh:: Last time through, she let us pick the color we'd prefer to have (no guarantees), I chose bilious green and got pea-soup green (which is close enough). I'm almost afraid of this pick the color you don't want stuff.
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    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    08/24/09

    In reply to Another Batch Of Driveshaft Through The Skull Shirts Available!
    In for one...and I requested the color I do want. Screw you Murilee or I will negative feedback your ass if I don't get EXACTLY WHAT I DEMAND overnighted via DHL with tracking info sent yesterday. It better be wrapped in brown paper, tied with string, and shot with a spritz of Drakkar Noir. I expect to find in the package a fully itemized receipt of purchase, including country of origin labeling of all materials, even the string and the Drakkar Noir.

    Thats right, I'm holding your feedback hostage on EBAY...and that ain't all, I'll issue a chargeback if the shirt I get at all smells funny or has a single loose thread or ripped tag. And heaven help you if the driveshaft through the skull is crooked!!

    Why I'll contact the better business bureau and have this income you are making reported to the IRS.

    Oh and don't think about just canceling my order because I'm a pain in the ass, I comment all the time on this website called "Jalopnik", maybe you have heard of it?, and I will drag your name through the dirt till you send me the shirt I want.

    sincerely, JC Whitless.

    Oh, I am going to contact the cotomer sevis department about your rude post as well.
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    Edited by JC Whitless at 08/24/09 12:38 AM JC Whitless was starred JC Whitless was unstarred
    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    08/24/09

    @JCWhitless: See, now that eBay won't let us leave negative feedback for buyers, we're at their mercy!
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    08/23/09

    In reply to Another Batch Of Driveshaft Through The Skull Shirts Available!
    My malaise brown one has faded a bit...I'll think about it.
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    08/24/09

    @Tomsk mourns the Jezebanned: Yeah, the first round of shirts had ink that didn't survive washing too well. Since then, Walker has been using a better type of ink.
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