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    EXCLUSIVE: Sync Video Teases Lincoln Detroit Auto Show Concept

    CES: Ford Sync Heading To Europe, Sync Concept Hinted At
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    Image of The-Simpsons-Rule!! The-Simpsons-Rule!!
    01/09/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Sync Video Teases Lincoln Detroit Auto Show Concept
    So Jalopnik now has its on YOUTUBE page?
    And yes, that Eva chick was seriously creepy and needs an extreme makeover ASAP
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    01/09/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Sync Video Teases Lincoln Detroit Auto Show Concept
    This totally changes my home remodeling plans. My wife wants a home office while I want a theater room. Now we can both win! I'll just get her a car with the SuperSYNC and then when she needs to work she can go out to the driveway while I watch football in full HD and 7.1 channels surround sound.


    Thanks Eva! You know me so well!

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/09/09

    @engineerd: Dude. 11.1 is the way to go.


    I'm not even being facetious. My Yamaha can actually output to 13.1 surround with a bit of creativity... but I only had 11 speakers.

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    01/09/09

    @Deartháir: a Cruder, Fart-Joke Version of graverobber: Seriously? Wow! Then I might achieve my dream of having my own I-Max theater!
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/09/09

    @engineerd: Your neighbours will hate you as much as they hate me.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    01/09/09

    @Deartháir: a Cruder, Fart-Joke Version of graverobber: Tis a small price to pay.
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    Image of Ethan Allison Ethan Allison
    01/09/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Sync Video Teases Lincoln Detroit Auto Show Concept
    It's too human. When I have voice-activation on in my computer, I sure as heck don't talk to it like it's a secretary.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/09/09

    @Ethan Allison: We ran a microphone out to the living room, back when I was in university, and used my PowerMac like it was the ship's computer in the Enterprise. "Computer, play some Jazz."
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    Image of Laconian Laconian
    01/09/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Sync Video Teases Lincoln Detroit Auto Show Concept
    If I choose the male character, do I get to talk to WALL-E?
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    01/09/09

    @Laconian: Eeeeeeeeva
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    01/09/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Sync Video Teases Lincoln Detroit Auto Show Concept
    yeash... when i get in my car i dont want to see a nagging lady telling me i cant do this or that.


    hope this stays optional and not standard equip

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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    01/08/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Sync Video Teases Lincoln Detroit Auto Show Concept
    "Eva, I'm feeling stressed."

    "Would you like me to put on your 'Relaxing Jazz' playlist?"

    "No, I don't think that will help."

    "Allan, would you like me to activate the Orgasmatron?"

    "Perfect, Eva. Oh yes."


    I mean, having an EVA in your car is so fucking creepy.

    I mean, we thought it was weird having the "Door is ajar" lady in our Nissans (though she did sound sexy in french!)


    I mean, the EVA might not be so bad if it weren't for that creepy face.

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    Image of B_Hydяa B_Hydяa
    01/08/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Sync Video Teases Lincoln Detroit Auto Show Concept
    Integration into next generation FPV Falcon Ute:


    Would you like directions for the hooniest route as per usual?

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/08/09

    @B_Hydяa:


    "No, not this time, Eva."


    Yew bloddy pooftah!

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    01/09/09

    @Deartháir: a Cruder, Fart-Joke Version of graverobber: Pooftah! Pooftah! What a pooftah! Pooftah!
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    Image of ajwatt ajwatt
    01/08/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Sync Video Teases Lincoln Detroit Auto Show Concept
    If a Lincoln can do all of that for me, I will buy a Lincoln-badged Pinto with faux wood side paneling and Commander Worf in the back seat for $150,000 to get it. I need that.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/08/09

    @ajwatt:


    "Mr. Worf, plot a course to the nearest WalMart."


    "THERE IS NO HONOUR IN WALMART!"


    "True, but I need shaving cream."


    "Hmm. You have proved yourself worthy. Plotting course."

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/08/09

    In reply to CES: Ford Sync Heading To Europe, Sync Concept Hinted At
    I'd be more interested if they'd based her on Six of One from Tripping the Rift.


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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    01/08/09

    @Deartháir: a Cruder, Fart-Joke Version of graverobber: You know, now that you bring her up, Eva does looks a lot more like Six than Dot. Creepy.


    Also, I miss that show.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/08/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Sync Video Teases Lincoln Detroit Auto Show Concept
    That's creepy.


    And no, it won't work like that. It's Microsoft.


    "Eva, I saw an article in the Times..."

    "Searching: artichokes. The time is 2:15PM."

    "No, search the times newspaper..."

    "Searching for diamond two painters..."

    "*sigh* Eva, open my calendar."

    "Calculating directions to Ben Mai Cleaners."

    "What? Fuck you, Eva!"

    "That's NOT what I'm here for."

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    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    01/08/09

    @Deartháir: a Cruder, Fart-Joke Version of graverobber:


    You know, this is the one time I think it's appropriate for me to say:

    I helped Apple wreck a nice beach!"

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    Image of Jim-Bob Jim-Bob
    01/08/09

    In reply to EXCLUSIVE: Sync Video Teases Lincoln Detroit Auto Show Concept
    I think this would be likely to either cause you to be late or have an accident. If you stop to do all this crap, you will never go anywhere. If you do it on the go, it will just distract you from the road.
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    Image of RegalRegalia RegalRegalia
    01/08/09

    @Jim-Bob:
    yep that's why there is a gear labeled "P" (or an e-brake if you like driving)
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    01/08/09

    @regalregalia: Lincoln. It's a gear labeled "P".
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    Image of Jim-Bob Jim-Bob
    01/08/09

    @A strolling player got SMACKed: Hence why I discussed using it while stopped. I may not have said Parked, but that should have gone without saying.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    01/08/09

    @Jim-Bob: Yeah, I was responding to regalregalia--it certainly won't be just an e-brake.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    01/08/09

    In reply to CES: Ford Sync Heading To Europe, Sync Concept Hinted At
    The more connected I get, the more I enjoy when I'm disconnected.
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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    01/08/09

    In reply to CES: Ford Sync Heading To Europe, Sync Concept Hinted At
    What are you doing, Dave?
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    01/08/09

    In reply to CES: Ford Sync Heading To Europe, Sync Concept Hinted At
    A blue-green-skinned girl that Kirk hasn't jumped yet? I'm in.
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    01/08/09

    @AmishJohn: watch out though, your dragon might not enjoy her normal edges.


    now if dot was meshed with a nonuniform b-spline, it might work out. but being that she is nothing but hard edged polygons i just keep imagining a lot of pain and blood

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    Image of FightingChance FightingChance
    01/08/09

    @damnelantra™: Non-uniform *rational* b-splines. Noob.
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    01/08/09

    @FightingChance: go stick it up your hilbert curve
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    01/08/09

    In reply to CES: Ford Sync Heading To Europe, Sync Concept Hinted At


    hack and slach too!
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