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REPORT: Koenigsegg To Buy Saab
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.357
06/11/09

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Go Saab and Koenigsegg. Make many great cars.
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MushyHeirloom
06/11/09

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I just "YEEEESSSSSSSSS"ed again.

Now buy Volvo.
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Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
06/11/09

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Hur-de-gurr-dee-gurr-dee bork bork bork!
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Dr. H. F. Danger
06/11/09

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Upgrade!
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Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
06/11/09

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Huzzah!
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Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
06/11/09

@Schm wishes he could bring back the funny. .: Saab- Born from other really quick, expensive Swedish cars!
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guruscotty
06/11/09

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awesome news. Let's hope Saab gets their mojo back, and stops using re-branded GM leftovers.

Wonder if there's a swedish word for mojo?
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sos10
06/11/09

@guruscotty: No, the Swedes have no mojo, never had.
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liketheword
06/11/09

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vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
06/11/09

@liketheword: Congratulations. Momentarily you will be visited by the Burberry Banhammer. Nice knowing ya.
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brandegee
06/11/09

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We come from the land of the ice and snow

From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow

Hammer of the SAABs

To fight the horde, sing and cry

Koenigsegg I am coming!
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Graverobber
06/11/09

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I don't know what's better about this: Koenigsegg buying Saab, or the revelation that Wert sits around watching Swedish TV all day. Yorgdie, vorgdie, vorgdie.
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Wes Siler
06/11/09

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YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
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weatherman
06/11/09

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I think it will really help Saab's image to have a high-performance subsidiary. Even if it is going to suck up a lot of their profits, the halo effect on Saab's cars is going to really improve the brand's image. Smart move, Saab.

...wait - it's the other way 'round!?
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Graverobber
06/11/09

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What does that now leave GM as a presence in Europe? Vauxhaul? Korean Chevrolets? The un-washable stench of failure?
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sos10
06/11/09

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It sounds nice, but does it make sense financially? I cannot see how.
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pj134
06/11/09

@sos10: What, a company that has very wealthy backers buying a mass production car company that has a decent world wide dealer network and loyal customer base integrating and sharing technology, bettering the performance of 1 brand and possibly bettering the reliability and technology of the other while bringing the one company back to homeland ownership and instilling a sense of nationalistic pride in the car that has been lacking for the company and country since the departure of the major brands? Yeah, sounds like a terrible idea.
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Scandinavian Flick
06/11/09

@pj134: That. Is. A. Really. Long. Sentence.
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sos10
06/11/09

@pj134: You mean a car company that has been loosing money since decades even after the desperate attempt to survive years ago when they decided that Saabs might as well be Opels in disguise?

Yeah, it sounds like an extremely terrible idea to me. It has the word FAIL written all over.
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BTLFED
06/11/09

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Unless we get a 9-5 Wagon with "dihedral synchro-helix" actuation doors I'm not buying it.
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Maymar
06/11/09

@BTLFED does not has teh funny: They could use their door technology to resurrect the unconventionally opening hood.
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Scandinavian Flick
06/11/09

@My A Arm: I almost got killed by one of those damn things at the junkyard. I had never tried to open one, but wanted the turbo from one I found. I pulled on it and it slid forward, and I stared at it a while trying to figure it out. I then kicked it and it sprung up in my face...
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Scandinavian Flick
06/11/09

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Holy crap! Good news from the Carpocalypse??? That's unpossible!

This should get intersting. It may very well result in the first interesting Saab ever built...
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WindowsBreakerG4
06/11/09

@Scandinavian Flick: If we can get them to buy volvo too, (or if we can get that group buy to go through) then we'll really be set
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Scandinavian Flick
06/11/09

@WindowsBreakerG4: Swedish cars of the world untie!
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Scandinavian Flick
06/11/09

@Scandinavian Flick: "unite", jackass. Learn to type, fuckstick.
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.357
06/11/09

@Scandinavian Flick: It wouldn't be the first interesting Saab, but awesome nonetheless.
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