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    Moscow SWAT Team Unjustly Profiles Black Porsche Cayenne

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    Image of Bullitt417 Bullitt417
    04/23/09

    In reply to Moscow SWAT Team Unjustly Profiles Black Porsche Cayenne
    That sucks so much... Man I would be pissed if that was my car. How do you say law suit in Russian?
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    04/23/09

    @Bullitt417: "mysterious death"
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/23/09

    @Bullitt417: Khodorovsky
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    Image of MySe7enCanBeatYour911 MySe7enCanBeatYour911
    04/23/09

    In reply to Moscow SWAT Team Unjustly Profiles Black Porsche Cayenne
    This is the new Obama wealth reallocation plan being tested by our eastern friends. "Damn you wealthy people and your fossil fuel burning transportation. Why can't you be more like Joe and take public transportation?"
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    04/23/09

    @MySevenCanBeatYour911: They were car-pooling at least...
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    04/23/09

    In reply to Moscow SWAT Team Unjustly Profiles Black Porsche Cayenne
    All Black Caynennes belong to criminals.


    All Geelys are in the laundry business.


    All Hyundais run over dogs.


    All Fords are inbred.


    All Mercedes are antisemitic.


    All Camaros are gay.

    That last one may not make a lot of sex, but the car did allow Wert to have butt-relations with it.

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    Image of Papercutninja Papercutninja
    04/23/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: All Camaros are Canadian. Fixed that for you. Same meaning, though.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    04/23/09

    @Papercutninja: Canadians aren't gay.


    Or if we are, we're on top, which makes you guys the little spoon...

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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    04/23/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: Maybe the Camaro gives up anal so it can maintain it's virginity and keep right with God.
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    Image of Bullitt417 Bullitt417
    04/23/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: Depends on the position.... I like the girl on top which would make you guys the little spoon
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/23/09

    @SCROGGZILLA!!: So the Camaro is Mormon?
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    04/23/09

    @Jo Schmo, the man formerly known as Ash76: Sure, why not.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/23/09

    @Bullitt417: @boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: If you guys are spooning one on top of the other, well... you're doing it wrong.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/23/09

    In reply to Moscow SWAT Team Unjustly Profiles Black Porsche Cayenne
    My bad, those black Cayenne's all look alike to me.
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    Image of RagtagOperation RagtagOperation
    04/23/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Don't worry, the Russkies I'm sure will fine "evidence" to justify their error. It will be a "happy mistake!"
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/23/09

    @RagtagOperation: Everybody is guilty of something. Or do I have to beat you again?
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    04/23/09

    In reply to Moscow SWAT Team Unjustly Profiles Black Porsche Cayenne
    In Soviet Russia, people rob banks.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    04/23/09

    @Alfisted:
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/23/09

    @Alfisted: That was very well played.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/23/09

    In reply to Moscow SWAT Team Unjustly Profiles Black Porsche Cayenne
    For some reason all I can think of is Baby Police.


    I rented this movie from some Nigerian website. It was fucking hilarious.

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    Image of clinto clinto
    04/23/09

    In reply to Moscow SWAT Team Unjustly Profiles Black Porsche Cayenne
    1. Police depts. everywhere seem to be more and more... militaristic.


    2. I thought I was watching of the Jason Bourne movies.


    3. You know the old Dolly Parton line about "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap"?


    It can be applied to the vehicle in the above clip.

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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    04/23/09

    In reply to Moscow SWAT Team Unjustly Profiles Black Porsche Cayenne
    Talk about your racial low-profiling.


    Ah, Weak.


    In Soviet Russia, Police Carjack You!


    Even worse.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/23/09

    In reply to Moscow SWAT Team Unjustly Profiles Black Porsche Cayenne
    Isn't the equivalent measure twice, cut once?


    Had these cops double-checked, they wouldn't have hit the wrong vehicle.

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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    04/23/09

    In reply to Moscow SWAT Team Unjustly Profiles Black Porsche Cayenne
    "Hey, Chief, yeah, I've been reading through the police manual lately, and a lot of the stuff you say isn't in there."


    "Take a closer look, Lou"


    WHAP

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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    04/23/09

    @Ash78: Hey Chief, can I hold my gun like this? It looks so much cooler...
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/23/09

    @Ash78:
    Chief Wiggum on phone: Uh, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA.
    Marge: Oh my god! He's dead?
    Chief Wiggum: Oh, I'm sorry. He was DUI. I get those two confused. (hangs up phone)
    Woman walks in: My name is Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband was DUI?
    Chief Wiggum: Uh... talk to one of those officers over there. I'm going to lunch.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    04/23/09

    @Ash76: Marge: [on radio] Husband on murderous rampage. Send help. Over.

    Chief Wiggum: Whew, thank God that's over. I was worried for a little bit.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    04/23/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
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    Image of BlackMage is doing the Time Warp agaaaaaaain!!! BlackMage is doing the Time Warp agaaaaaaain!!!
    04/23/09

    "Raplhie! If your nose starts bleeding it's because you're picking it too much... or not enough!"
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    Image of bzr bzr
    04/23/09

    @BlackMage is doing the Time Warp agaaaaaaain!!!: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1...2.
     Reply
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