This Is Who Would Have Met The Garland Gunman If They Made It Inside

When two attackers fired on a security guard outside a provocative art show featuring cartoons of the Prophet Mohammad, they didn’t know that an entire squadron of the Garland, Texas SWAT were laying in wait. And yes, that’s a Punisher Skull atop the Texas state flag on the team’s patch. » 5/04/15 8:05pm 5/04/15 8:05pm

Bets And Bullets: A Small-Time Gambler's Death By SWAT

It's been nine years since police in Fairfax County, Va., turned small-time bettor Sal Culosi into a bookie and then killed him, but Culosi's death has been forcibly dragged back into the news, and so has all the unaccountable power-drunkenness that led to it. His killers, we've been reminded, struck again. » 1/07/15 9:48am 1/07/15 9:48am

What's The Most Fun You've Ever Had In A Car?

Many Saturdays ago my phone rang at 7:30 in the morning. Luckily it was a good friend of mine that also happens to be one of the most prolific pornographers in all the Valley. "Dude, I need your help. I'm at this studio Downtown and I have to return 7 cop cars and a S.W.A.T. van to the rental place. Can you help me… » 6/20/07 2:45pm 6/20/07 2:45pm