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    The Seven Sexiest Auto Spokescougars
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    06/17/09

    In reply to The Seven Sexiest Auto Spokescougars
    When did Brooke start looking like a German tennis pro?
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    06/17/09

    In reply to The Seven Sexiest Auto Spokescougars
    Kate Walsh is nice, but Jill...well...


    I think early thirties is kinda early to bestow the title of "cougar," but since I won't be 25 'til this Sunday, I guess she might be relative to me.

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/17/09

    In reply to The Seven Sexiest Auto Spokescougars
    So, Matt--I dare you to crosspost this on Jezebel.
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    06/17/09

    In reply to The Seven Sexiest Auto Spokescougars
    Kim Cattrall - not sexy. Not close to being sexy. Hasn't been anything close to sexy in a decade, if ever. I can't for the life of me figure out why people think she's anywhere near attractive.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    06/17/09

    @Pete Gaines: 2 decades, actually. She looked quite good in Mannequin, and she was cute in whatever Police Academy movie she was in. Unfortunately, looking back at her in those movies, you can't help but equate her to how she looks now, so in hindsight, she didn't even look hot when she was hot.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    06/17/09

    @Pete Gaines: That particular picture makes her look really rough. Lens needs more vaseline...
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    06/17/09

    @Pete Gaines: see my earlier reference to Porky's....sure it's been 28 years, but digital video preserves her initial hotness.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/17/09

    @Pete Gaines: All downhill since Big Trouble in Little China


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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    06/17/09

    In reply to The Seven Sexiest Auto Spokescougars
    I never cared for Brooke Shields when I was younger, but you know she has aged very well and actually has become more beautiful with time.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    06/17/09

    @Flathead Smith: I feel the same way about Heather Locklear. Never found her that attractive until she hit her 30's and Spin City. Damn...
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    06/17/09

    In reply to The Seven Sexiest Auto Spokescougars
    That last picture is NOT flattering to Brooke Shields. Yikes.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    06/17/09

    In reply to The Seven Sexiest Auto Spokescougars
    It's like the seven deadly sins, but they've replaced sloth with lust, envy with lust, gluttony with lust, greed with lust, pride with lust, and wrath with Kim Cattrall.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/17/09

    In reply to The Seven Sexiest Auto Spokescougars
    *pulling up to drive-thru


    Employee: Welcome to McCougar's, how may I help you?


    Me: I'll have number 6


    Emp: Do you want that super-sized?


    Me: Hell no I don't want that super-sized!

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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    06/17/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli:So I take it you don't think Rosie O'Donnell is hot?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/17/09

    @Flathead Smith: It doesn't matter. I'm not her type. I'm a Republican.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    06/17/09

    In reply to The Seven Sexiest Auto Spokescougars
    So many choices, I cnt decide.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    06/17/09

    @Alfisted: Maybe you should go for a drive in your Saturn Vue and think it over.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/17/09

    In reply to The Seven Sexiest Auto Spokescougars
    What did you just call Heidi Klum?
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    06/17/09

    In reply to The Seven Sexiest Auto Spokescougars
    You forgot Gisele:
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/17/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Syrax: Funny that they use downtown LA to sell cars everywhere else.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    06/17/09

    @Mad_Science: Where else could you get helicopters, explosions, ninjas, and Sly that quickly?
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/17/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Syrax: One of my favorites:
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    06/17/09

    In reply to The Seven Sexiest Auto Spokescougars
    Heidi Klum wins it all, she still brings her A-Game when it comes to hotness.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/17/09

    @Dr.Danger drives a Chevrolet movie theater: Plus, she can yodel!


    (1:23 in)

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    Image of Rotang Rotang
    06/17/09

    In reply to The Seven Sexiest Auto Spokescougars
    You're trying to tell me Catherine Zeta Jones didn't make the cut??


    How can you pass on this? It even features an Alfa!

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/17/09

    @Rotang: DAMN! That even made me break out in a sweat.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    06/17/09

    @Rotang: Catherine Zeta Jones + Alfa + wagon = pants tent
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    Image of Armand Armand
    06/17/09

    @Rotang: Mmmmm... Alfa...
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    Image of Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II
    06/17/09

    In reply to The Seven Sexiest Auto Spokescougars
    Kim Catrell, she is that woman from that show about 3 hookers and their mom, right?
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    Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II was starred Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: I miss Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    06/17/09

    @Prawo Jazdy and The Stanley Cups.: I prefer to remember Kim as the howling cheerleader from Porkys.
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    Image of John Krewson John Krewson
    06/17/09

    In reply to The Seven Sexiest Auto Spokescougars
    Brooke Shields is the only woman whom, upon seeing her on the street, made me stare so hard I walked into a signpost. True story.


    Also, I think women hate the term "cougar." Don't they?

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/17/09

    @John Krewson: Somehow, Krewson, I can totally picture that happening to you.
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    Image of John Krewson John Krewson
    06/17/09

    @pauljones: Yeah. I know.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    06/17/09

    @John Krewson: My girlfriend loves "cougar," although she might feel differently in 20 years.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/17/09

    @John Krewson: A while back, I ran into Meg Ryan at the dry-cleaners and had a sign-post problem as well.
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    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/17/09

    @John Krewson: The funny thing is, I don't even know what you look like. Unlike the other editors here, you have never posted a picture of yourself, so far as I know.


    I just randomly assign you the face of a Nathan Fillion:


    Except with sideburns and a goatee.


    Don't ask me why. I really have no idea. It was just some completely arbitrary thing that came up when I once read one of your comments while watching Firefly.

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/17/09

    @John Krewson: That's odd, she actually doesn't strike me as being very sexy at all. Does she actually have a waist somewhere? The pictures and ads all make her look sort of block-ish. Also, that last picture with the Lucci lady make her look freakishly large, but maybe the other woman is just itty-bitty.


    P.S. You've got mail!

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    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of John Krewson John Krewson
    06/17/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: She has a waist. Oh, yes, she does. What really does it for me, though, is that she has poise and carriage and like that. And the picture with Daytime Emmy Award-Winner Susan Lucci is remarkably horrible, to be honest. Though I'll admit I'm just old enough to be influenced by Blue Lagoon.
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    06/17/09

    @John Krewson: I have heard that many of these actors are super attractive in person, where as on screen they sometimes look average. Guess I should have been an actor,… at least according to my wife.


    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: I think ole' Brook is over six feet tall and then if she wearing heals well.....

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    Flathead Smith was starred Flathead Smith was unstarred
    Image of John Krewson John Krewson
    06/17/09

    @pauljones: I'll take that. I certainly feel like that's the look on my face most of the time. Although to be honest I'm kind of a mix of him and Simon Pegg, and not a flattering mix at that.
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    John Krewson was starred John Krewson was unstarred
    Image of John Krewson John Krewson
    06/17/09

    @Flathead Smith: The reverse is often true as well. I once met Winona Ryder back when she was considered quite smoking indeed, but didn't realize I had until someone told me that the mousy, angular girl who smoked a lot had indeed been her.
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    John Krewson was starred John Krewson was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/17/09

    @John Krewson: I thought that particular picture was perfect because it is pretty much the look on my face when I run into objects. Just look at the guy. You can almost see the signpost hitting him in the face.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/17/09

    @John Krewson: Yeah, and our own Etch-a-Sketch took a picture with our beloved patron saint, and few people in the commentariat recognized her or even believed it was her.
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    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
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