#10 would have been so much better if they hadn't decided to piss on Led Zeppelin. At the time I didn't think it was so bad, but holy crap - this one looks like it was produced by a 5th grade Computer Technology class in Windows Movie Maker.

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Sigh.

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Scene: a lonely windingrainswept highway. Gradually the camera pulls back to show a field of satellite dishes, the SETI installation.

-Flash to a sweeping tachometer with audio of a straining turbo V6.

-Flash back to a computer control station.

Computer Nerd: "Sir! Sir! We're picking up something!"

The screen begins printing random scrolling symbols as scientists gather around.

-Flash to a closeup of the hood of an unknown car. Audio of squealing tires

Senior Scientist: "What is it?"

Computer Nerd: "I don't know sir, I've never seen anything like it...

-Flash to an aerial of four round taillights disappearing down towards the Satellite Dish field. Audio of revving engine fading

Senior Scientist "My God...it's...it's..."

-Flash to Computer screen displaying symbols and drawings of a clearly alien species, and then pictures from the Voyager Probe.

Suddenly the screen flickers.

Computer Nerd: "What was that?"

Quick cut to frontal shot of the GT-R.

-Flash back to the interior of the SETI station as all the screens go dark and the power fails. People yelling, etc.

-Flash back as the GT-R roars off into the desert.

Voiceover: "The New Nissan GT-R."

"Transmission problems not covered under warranty."

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The VW commercial that starts with two guys throwing stuff up into a tree. Finally a VW--mavbe a GTI--drops to the ground, and one of them says something like, "A little easier on the clutch next time."

Also, I forget what the car was, but the guys getting chased out of the woods after one of them got too friendly with a couple of bear cubs.

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i liked him.

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