The Northeast Is a Mess Because It's Running Out of Salt

The Northeast may have had its fun mocking the South's recent descent into chaos in the face of snow, but now it's our turn to fall apart. This newest storm has shut down I-84—one of the region's biggest highways—and crippled countless other roads. The culprit? We're running out of salt. » 2/05/14 12:32pm 2/05/14 12:32pm

Pictures From the Great Super Bowl Transport Nightmare

The Super Bowl was a disaster. The game was shitty, the ads sucked, and the halftime show was a let down compared to last year's. All of that was to be expected, though; more surprising (or maybe not, considering the New Jersey governor's recent history) was the awful transportation to and from the "'Mass-Transit… » 2/03/14 8:59am 2/03/14 8:59am

Super Bowl MVP Malcom Smith Will Be Driving Away In A New Silverado

When a team wins the Super Bowl, the whole team walks away with the Vince Lombardi trophy. But only one person can be the Super Bowl MVP, and that title goes to Seattle Seahawks Defensive End Malcolm Smith. And, as part of his winnings, he'll be driving away in a blaze of glory with a Chevy Silverado High Country. » 2/02/14 10:28pm 2/02/14 10:28pm

Baltimore Ravens Fans Riot Against One Manhattan Range Rover

Yesterday was the Super Bowl. A ball was thrown up and down a field a number of times. A bunch of men fell down after being hit by other men. The lights went out. Beyonce gyrated on a stage in a slightly self-indulgent half time show. Both teams were coached by men with the same last name. One lucky man got a 2014… » 2/04/13 2:40pm 2/04/13 2:40pm

Twitter Thinks Audi's Super Bowl Ad Is Sexual Assault

When we showed you this year's Audi "Bravery" Super Bowl Ad there was no reference to the nerdy lead character assaulting the prom queen, because it's clear to me from viewing the ad a few times that the prom queen doesn't react in a way that makes me think the creator of the commercial wants us to view her as being… » 2/03/13 7:53pm 2/03/13 7:53pm