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    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    It's worth reminding everyone that "DUI" doesn't mean drunk. It's a legal definition that is not directly correlated with impairment for any particular individual, and is a definition largely based on the activities of a specific, and fairly narrow, subset of zero-tolerance pressure groups. Further, at 10:45 p.m. I'm not certain how impaired this guy might actually have been. That's pretty early, at least in these parts.

    That being said, arresting this man on the simple grounds of aesthetic offense would strike me as supremely defensible. A night in jail might go far towards improving his sense of style. #stupidcriminals
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    Wrong way on a 1-way, under age, DUI, multiple fake ID's, open containers in car.....but the only surprising part of the whole story?

    "Released to his girlfriend" #stupidcriminals
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    11/04/09

    @GreenN_Gold: Yeah; wonder what her costume was? I'd pay at least a dollar to find out. #stupidcriminals
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    11/04/09


    @Novaload: Perhaps? #stupidcriminals
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    11/04/09

    @GreenN_Gold: Bottoms up! #stupidcriminals
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    Neck lanyard for key chain? Nice.
    Livestrong bracelet? Mmmm kay.
    Having to take a Breathalyzer while dressed as a Breathalyzer? Oh the sweet irony... #stupidcriminals
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    I especially like the fact that the PD was going along with the Halloween spirit by lighting him up in a creepy fashion from the side/bottom. #stupidcriminals
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    Any bets on which fraternity was holding the party?

    In any case, looks like he was trying to find a clever way to get out of the Elephant Walk. Good luck with that. #stupidcriminals
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    11/04/09

    @Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master: Ahh! The famous walk. Right up there with the walk of shame. #stupidcriminals
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    After he was pulled over his first words were. "This sucks." #stupidcriminals
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    Is that a "Livestrong" bracelet?

    I didn't realize people were still wearing those. #stupidcriminals
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    Question of the day: Is this an example of poetic justice or irony in its purest form? #stupidcriminals
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    Well, blow me down. Too bad the design of the costume didn't allow for self-testing. Fella could have saved himself a lot of trouble. #stupidcriminals
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    He is about to become the first breathalyzer available in rectal form. #stupidcriminals
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    Somebody should explain to him that "blow" doesn't mean what he thinks it does. #stupidcriminals
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    11/04/09

    @Novaload: I think it is more important to explain this to his future cellmates!! #stupidcriminals
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    Let's hope he has yet to reproduce.

    Although, by looking at him, I'd say the family tree is a bamboo shoot, so sis probably has one on the way....
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    Yo Dawg, we heard you liked getting pounded in the *ss in a holding cell on Halloween, so... #stupidcriminals
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    LiverStrong! #stupidcriminals
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    11/04/09

    @Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master: Hehe, good eye. #stupidcriminals
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Hyundai Gives BMW X5 Rampage Victim New Car
    While not defending the X5 driver in any way, my wife used to do something remotely similar while parking that she said she learned in Driver's Ed. She said the Instructor told them that the car turns sharper under power (because of the differential), so a little gas right at the end of the parking maneuver will help get your big-ass SUV squarely in the too-tiny parking spot easier. The first few times she did this, I nearly jumped out the window, fearing something exactly like this was about to happen. When she told me why she did it, I said, "Forget everything that guy taught you, and don't ever do that again".

    Was this video filmed in Scottsdale, AZ? If it was I think we can find one of the culprits. #bmwx5
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