Chihuahua Based Problem Causes Moron To Crash

What Leap Day Celebration would be complete without an homage to accidental off roading? In a happy timing coincidence, moron Scott Calderon managed to crash his Chrysler Town and Country yesterday, but the circumstances have us smacking our foreheads in disbelief. Mr. Calderon was driving on the highway and swerved… » 2/29/08 5:00pm 2/29/08 5:00pm

You Do The Meth! Addict Asks Cop For Help With Stolen Car

You know what's super lame? When you're whacked out on meth and crash the car you just stole in a ditch. But wait, there's a happy off-duty Sheriff's Deputy driving by. He'll help you! The Sheriff's Deputy was, fortunately, not on meth and was able to put two-and-two together. Dean Gangl, said meth-head, was charged… » 11/01/07 2:30pm 11/01/07 2:30pm