My Life As An Almost Stunt Driver

Open on an aerial shot of some famous skyline as an orchestral score sets the tone. Intercut dramatic slider shot of the grille and headlights as we hear the rumble of an old Chevy big block. Jump to a dark close-up of eyes as they gaze intensely, ever so slightly off the camera’s center. Engine revs as we see an…

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Joie Freakin' Chitwood!

When learning to drive, our dad often referred to us as either "Mario Andretti" or "Joie Chit." We once mentioned this to Mario and he smiled and laughed politely. We then realized that Mario has probably heard this literally thousands of times. You whippersnappers of course know Mario, but do you remember Joie? Dirt…