The Big Push: Overweight Man Pushes Stratus, Loses Pants

Obesity is a serious disease in this country and we don't mean to make fun of it, but video of a half-naked overweight person losing his pants while trying to get his Dodge Stratus to the side of the road is just too hilarious not to use. There's so much crack we wonder if this video wasn't shot in Baltimore. We're… » 1/03/08 10:30am 1/03/08 10:30am

Wife Crashes Sentra into Husband, Beats Him up

Because the story is a bit vague, we have to assume that Lauren Evans of Des Moines, Iowa really loves her Nissan Sentra. Maybe it's a classic SE-R with an SR20DT swap and JDM bumpers? That's the theory we've got for what happened after the 19-year-old accidentally struck a parked Dodge Stratus that happened to be… » 11/19/07 3:15pm 11/19/07 3:15pm

In Russia, Car Rent You!: Volga to Build Chrysler Models

Russia's GAZ, former builder of The People's Tractors and current capitalist exploiter and purveyor of post-Communist Volgas, has obtained a license to produce Chrysler Sebring and Dodge Stratus models in an effort to "improve the technical level" of the company's cars (oh dear), according to an official. As part of… » 4/17/06 3:56pm 4/17/06 3:56pm