I have no idea if this is going to work, why did preview go away?

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Finally, AI didn't even mention the ultimate man cave accessory and the thing I'm most proud of in my place; a commercial grade urinal.

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And he doesn't have the only 6-car garage in my neighborhood, either. I'm glad SOMEONE one-upped his voyeuristic ass.

A man-cave doesn't necessarily have to be indoors... oh fuck it, I just don't have it in me to go on.

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1) 2.5 garage, at least 25x25. Wide enough to get the car doors open and still store junk along the sides. Preferably enough room for tools/storage/workshop in the back. Detached at the back of the house...attached garages on newer tract houses are absurdly small and too close to the woman you're trying to get away from.

2) Screw that. Dirt and cold/heat keeps the women away and adds "character." A space heater in the winter will suffice, and just open the door in the summer.

3) That's what flashlights are for. Why add anything more to take away from the dank you established in step 2. The dank!

4) One-piece, rotten, rickety wood garage door with ancient, rickety opener. Again, it's all about the ambience.

5) Craftsman tools from garage sales or your old man. They aren't new, but they have the ever-important character and if they break, Sears will give you a new one. The only lifts you need are cinderblocks for the section of lawn you'll no longer have to mow or driveway you'll no longer have to shovel.

6) Meh, organization is in the eye of the beholder. If I know where it is, it's organized.

7) Get the fuck out.

8) Laptop/iPhone, ancient TV set,(bonus for wood veneer trim) stereo system recycled from a previous vehicle.

9) Ancient fridge for beer (bonus if avacado green or harvest gold) and a stool for sitting. After being bent over under a hood or underneath a car, I'd rather stand, anyway.

10) I vote for a classic driver and a PCH beater. The "good car" can sit out in the cold.

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