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    Man Steals Hearse During Funeral Service
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/18/08

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    12/18/08

    In reply to Man Steals Hearse During Funeral Service
    Some years back, there was a blue early '70s Cadillac hearse for sale in the Car Corral of the Detroit Autorama.


    I thought to myself, "how cool a project car would that be."


    I tried the driver's door handle. It was unlocked.


    I shoved my head into the door opening to check out the interior. There was a distinct odor...

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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    12/18/08

    In reply to Man Steals Hearse During Funeral Service
    Now if it were Harold's Jag E-type hearse mod from Harold and Maude, I could see the appeal...
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    12/18/08

    In reply to Man Steals Hearse During Funeral Service
    I've seen people do some crazy things to qualify for the carpool lane, but this...
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/18/08

    In reply to Man Steals Hearse During Funeral Service
    Did this guy even know the deceased? Just randomly ruining a funeral?


    Dead man hooning!


    I liked the joke, btw.

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    Image of Sloop_John_B Sloop_John_B
    12/18/08

    In reply to Man Steals Hearse During Funeral Service
    Maybe he just had a date with the corpse for a few stiff drinks...
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    12/18/08

    @Sloop_John_B: [www.instantrimshot.com]
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    12/18/08

    @Sloop_John_B: rigormortis is real comedy.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    12/18/08

    In reply to Man Steals Hearse During Funeral Service
    Back in the day, I used to drive an ambulance. We used to just leave the keys in it when we got to the hospital, making for fast getaways when necessary.


    One time, after dropping off a patient, we came back out to the rig, only to find an empty ambulance bay. It seems a mental patient had looned his way out of the hospital, where he had been brought in for evaluation due to his recent drug use, and had decided he was bored with the whole locked up in an institution thing, so he thought he'd take a road trip. I think they found him a few hours later at his dealer's house trying to pawn the defibrillator for a couple of hits of acid.

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    Image of Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho. Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho.
    12/18/08

    In reply to Man Steals Hearse During Funeral Service
    I live in Florida now, and I fail to see anything unusual about this story :) Business as usual...


    Did the amazing Monster Hearse start life as a 1959, do you think? Pretty awesome subtler-than-usual fins. Too bad you need the special license to drive hearses.

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    Image of DannyBN DannyBN
    12/18/08

    @Landau_Calrissian: Judging by the arch of the fins, I think it's a '61.
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    12/18/08

    @Landau_Calrissian: That's a '61-'62. Smaller fins up top, but with the added awesomeness of fins on the bottom of the fenders, too.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    12/18/08

    @Landau_Calrissian: 1960. The '59 had bullet taillights on either side of the tailfin, on the '60 they were on the trailing edge of the fin.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    12/18/08

    @DannyBN: I stand corrected. '61 it is.
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    12/18/08

    @Slantsick- on layaway at SPATULA CITY: shitty pic, but this'll give ya some idea:
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    12/18/08

    In reply to Man Steals Hearse During Funeral Service
    I bet he was an Australian. Ever since Ned Kelly, those guys have always been big hearse-thieves.
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    12/18/08

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    And I for one, am shocked, shocked I tell ya, that this happened in Florida. [/sarcasm]


    Seriously, what is up with that state, anyway?

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    Image of armyofchuckness armyofchuckness
    12/18/08

    @Slantsick- on layaway at SPATULA CITY: *sigh* It's true. Everyone in this state is crazy.
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    12/18/08

    @armyofchuckness: Present company excluded, of course. Valiant ownership is incontrivertable (sp?) evidence of sanity.
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    12/18/08

    In reply to Man Steals Hearse During Funeral Service
    I Hooned Hallandale Beach in a hearse with no name,

    Would be good if I had a brain,

    In Florida no-one can remember their name,

    Early onset of Alzheimers to blame.
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    12/18/08

    @Rust-MyEnemy 20v Turbo: la la la la la la la, la la laaa laa.
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    12/18/08

    In reply to Man Steals Hearse During Funeral Service
    Thanks to the quick work of arresting officer Trooper Tom Skeritt, the suspect was also charged with driving without a license, posession of a stolen tree, and posession of a stolen shovel.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    12/18/08

    In reply to Man Steals Hearse During Funeral Service
    Oh, wait - I get it now. Now it all makes sense.


    Florida.

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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    12/18/08

    In reply to Man Steals Hearse During Funeral Service
    I've made some tasteless jokes, but how could I add to this? I mean, the guy came back! With his Bible! Buddy, I don't think the Bible's going to help you at this point.


    Only the cops shooting and killing the guy while he was still in the hearse could've made it any better.

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/18/08

    @Elhigh: Good point. Has anyone actually died IN a hearse?
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    12/18/08

    In reply to Man Steals Hearse During Funeral Service
    That monster hearse RULZ!


    Oh, right. Blah, blah, idiot, blah blah steals a hearse, blah, blah, John Sununu.


    Someday, I will own a hearse. This is not how I plan to acquire said hearse.

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