Penitentiaries are called penitentiaries because they're supposed to reform people. But 26-year-old Joe Emanuel Hernandez apparently didn't learn his lesson after serving out two separate sentences behind bars.
Police in upstate New York had a tip that a guy named "Jeff" who was affiliated with a construction company in Murray might be involved with the theft of a 26-foot box truck earlier this week. When they flew over the construct company's sand pit they found this.
Stop me if you've heard this one. This guy's craving a white Russian, but the bar's closed. So he steals a pickup, crashes into the bar, fixes a drink, then leads police on a two-county chase. The Dude indeed abides.