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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    This will be the next big rap phenomenon:

    "I got pockets full of hundred dollar bills,
    People see me rolling in my diamond grills,
    My subwoofer in the trunk brings the beats,
    Shaking up my whale penis leather seats!"

    Or

    "She's hot like the Florida weather,
    Skin softer than wale penis leather,
    Nobody I'd rather make my baby,
    My driveshaft belongs to Murilee." #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    According to Ron Burgundy, your leather interior could find a nice home in San Diego. #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    Might be worth it just to hear a car salesman say "What will it take to get you into the whale penis today?" #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    @mytdawg: Not the other way around? #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    Forgot to mention that the guy's on the Jason Ellis show on Sirius XM Faction were talking about this last week. Although I think they might have picked it up via another phallus fascinated Gawker site. #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    After all these years, we finally know the truth behind "rich Corinthian leather". Turns out, "Corinth" is actually a code word. Who knew? #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    If you spill ice cream on the seats do not scrub them too vigorously or you may end up with a greater mess than you started with. #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    "Dude, that's a pretty dorky interior!"

    "Shut up, I paid a million-five for this!" #stephencolbert
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    Image of Old Grimey Old Grimey
    10/28/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's Sumptuous Whale Penis Leather Interior On Colbert Report
    Although I am a registered Democrat, I don't share the enthusiasm and love of "The Colbert Report" and shows of its ilk like some of the other left-leaning members of the Jalopnik Commentariat undoubtedly do. I personally find it to be silly and disrespectful, but it can be funny at times. Make that very occasionally, as in the rare occasions that Jalopnik, Government Motors or Chrysfiat are featured.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    10/28/09

    @Old Grimey: I don't look at it as mocking Bill O'Reilly the Republican, I look at it as mocking Bill O'Reilly the pompous asshole. #stephencolbert
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    10/28/09

    @Old Grimey: As a pretty conservative/libertarian person, I find Colbert to be the funniest show on television. The brilliance of writing on that show is what leaves me coming back for more every night. The Daily Show is a shadow of its former self, but the Colbert Report still has him in that character that is brilliantly over the top. And Colbert's address at the White House Press Correspondance dinner several years ago is one of the greatest pieces of political satire of our time and if you can't find it funny then you have no sense of humor.

    "And then you write, ‘Oh, they're just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.’ First of all, that is a terrible metaphor. This administration is not sinking. This administration is soaring. If anything, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg!" #stephencolbert
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    Image of AlfaCharger AlfaCharger
    04/03/09

    In reply to President Obama Now Mr. Goodwrench
    I remember Moore's TV Nation Corporate Challenge.


    He tried to get the CEO's of GM, Ford and Chrysler to change the oil in one of their vehicles.


    The only CEO to do it was from Ford!


    "Good for another 3000 miles."


    [en.wikipedia.org]

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    04/03/09

    @AlfaCharger: Changing oil requires knowledge of cars; therefore, most auto execs are not equipped to do so.
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    04/03/09

    @WilliamG.: I once knew a brake engineer who had never done a brake job. Think about that in a panic stop.
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    Image of flim flim
    04/03/09

    In reply to President Obama Now Mr. Goodwrench
    I fail to see why all of you are posting these negative comments here.....Dont you want CEO's who run their companies into the ground to get fired?


    If you cant listen to common sense because you dont like who is telling it to you, then you are the problem with america right now.....

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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    04/03/09

    @flim: Dont you want CEO's who run their companies into the ground to get fired?


    Absolutely. But do it through reforming the standards for Boards of Directors, because that's their jobs.


    If we're relying on the Feds to decide when/who to fire, we've got problems. But since our nation's new mantra is "prioritization through media coverage," I can understand why it was done.

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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    04/03/09

    @flim: Wagoner ran GM into the ground like Obama ran the economy to shit. Except that the recent downturn in GM sales is attributable to an outside source. The economy is what is killing GM. Not the unions. Not the product line. Not Wagoner.


    And since Obama "caused" the economic crisis. He should be held accountable for GM's troubles.


    GM needed a scapegoat. It's all politics.

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    Image of flim flim
    04/03/09

    @smalleyxb122:


    Obama wasnt in office when the economy was run to shit.

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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    04/03/09

    @flim: @smalleyxb122: Man. This is like showing up at a party and realizing everybody's buzz is waaaaaaaay ahead of mine.


    Somebody get me a bottle of something. Anything.

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    04/03/09

    @flim: Precisely my point. Look at the state of GM before Wagoner took the reigns. Lots of improvement in the meantime. A few missteps as well, but then just as things were looking up... bam, shit hits the fan completely out of Wagoner's control.


    I'll just say that I hope that Obama can make as many good strides to help the economy as Wagoner did to improve GM. I'm not saying that Wagoner is a saint, or that he is necessarily the best man for the job. But his ousting at the behest of our President is purely for show. I have little faith that anyone is going to do better in his position in the near term. But the public outcry necessitated a sacrifice for the loans.

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    04/03/09

    @smalleyxb122: since Obama "caused" the economic crisis


    are you out of your mind?

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    04/03/09

    @Unregular: Please understand that that was not an implication that Obama actually caused the economic turmoil, but merely an illustration that Wagoner inherited his fair share of problems when taking the helm at GM. GM was making great strides under Wagoner, and no man had the ability to maintain sales amid frozen credit markets. Toyota sales are down, too. There may have been someone who could have run GM better, but GM would've been screwed regardless or who had been running it for the past 8 years.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/03/09

    In reply to President Obama Now Mr. Goodwrench
    cant have a michael moore post without this:



    + Watch video
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    Image of chitownguy chitownguy
    04/03/09

    In reply to President Obama Now Mr. Goodwrench
    I thought "Family Guy" recently established that Michael Moore is really just Fred Savage in disguise.
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    Image of Smells_Homeless Smells_Homeless
    04/03/09

    @chitownguy: I don't know about that, but he sure farts a mean "Dueling Banjos."
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    04/03/09

    @Smells_Homeless: And of course Jo Schmo handily beat me to the punch. Buncha quick-posting savages in this town.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/03/09

    @Smells_Homeless: don't sell yourself short, it's not every day you can say "farts a mean Dueling Banjos"
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    04/03/09

    In reply to President Obama Now Mr. Goodwrench
    Nader has really let himself go.
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    04/03/09

    In reply to President Obama Now Mr. Goodwrench
    Somebody just laid a giant turd on my Jalopnik.
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    04/03/09

    In reply to President Obama Now Mr. Goodwrench
    All about perceptions. Moore's perception is everything sucks and bitching about it with no solution is the proper way to fix problems.


    I've driven those Honda's and Toyota's around the block and decided I liked my Chevy better.

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    04/03/09

    @lilwillie: It's especially entertaining when he can find an Alzheimers sufferer who is the honorary figurehead of a group he doesn't like. That makes it pretty easy.


    The world needs a few more Werner Herzogs and a few fewer Michael Moores.

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