@Novaload Misses Murilee: It's original, but I'll be selling it and installing a racing seat with proper harness. Rollbar too. Might as well increase my odds of survival in a wreck from 0.03% to 0.06%.
@joneez is tired of the Pinto hate: The water table in Alameda is too close to the surface to have basements, so I just have a crawlspace. Hmm... it might be a tall enough crawlspace to fit a Sprite, come to think of it.
@TV's Paul Y.: Interior parts? My Sprite will have a lightweight bare metal interior! It will be noisy and loud, and when it rains I'll get wet. Anyone want to buy the hardtop, side glass, or interior panels?
@skitter: Yeah, but how many of 'em does it take to make a real punishment, that's the question? A few, whatever, no big deal. A pound, that'd probably kill you.
@Murilee Martin: I'm sure we can come up with at the very least some deep-fried alligator to feed the participants at the "new orleans" (really out in the middle of goddamned nowhere in the swamp) race.
Maybe a penalty involving live seafood in the cars? Still-snapping crabs?
@Novaload Misses Murilee: Sure they do, they approximate the flavor and consistency of a peanut fed to, digested by, then excreted from, a Circus Elephant
@something_unique_and_descripti...: Make that a circus elephant with a failing liver and severe anemia and you're close. I never thought of it that way.
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how about the whole column?
a MODERN one, that COLLAPSES if wrecked
james dean got the old steel spear through the chest
and his passenger walked away
post 1968 has some good points going for it...
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You don't have a basement?
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/had to look up two of those words in the dictionary for proper spelling
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They have nothing to do with the circus and nothing really to do with peanuts.
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@Foozy Ploosh Room:
@Novaload Misses Murilee:
You wanna have some real fun, mix those 10 year old circus peanuts with some 5 year old candy corn!
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Maybe a penalty involving live seafood in the cars? Still-snapping crabs?
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@joneez is enjoying a California 'winter': "You wanna have some real fun, mix those 10 year old circus peanuts with some 5 year old candy corn!"
I'm pretty sure that's banned under the Geneva Convention.
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