All I Wanna Do All Day Is Ride Around On This Awesome Flame-Spitting Steam TractorMichael Ballaban10/23/15 4:43pm8941EditPromoteGo to permalink See that tractor right there? See the one spittin’ hot fire? With all the smoke and the steam and the iron making great big heaps of noise? See the guy sitting atop it all, just living life? That’s me. In my dreams.