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    Flat Black Audi R8 Serving Mule Duties For STaSIS Upgrades
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    Image of SundaySunday SundaySunday
    12/01/08

    In reply to Flat Black Audi R8 Serving Mule Duties For STaSIS Upgrades
    Such a beauty, and with that exhaust sound, why would you need a radio at all? Just one to alert you where the cops are, but that's a different kind of radio altogether.
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    12/01/08

    In reply to Flat Black Audi R8 Serving Mule Duties For STaSIS Upgrades
    Beautiful car; the company's name however is really dubious in taste, here's how it probably went:
    "Let's start a car tuning company,
    -yeah, let's name it after the former East german ministry of security!
    -the one that was so famous for its torture techniques?
    -Yeah, nothing says performance Audi like advanced torture techniques!"
    [en.wikipedia.org]
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    12/01/08

    In reply to Flat Black Audi R8 Serving Mule Duties For STaSIS Upgrades
    Selective capitalization and flat black--if that doesn't max out the too-cool-for-school meter, I don't know what does.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    12/01/08

    In reply to Flat Black Audi R8 Serving Mule Duties For STaSIS Upgrades
    Flat black is the new black.
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    12/01/08

    In reply to Flat Black Audi R8 Serving Mule Duties For STaSIS Upgrades
    "We're still holding out for a matte black R8 with gold wheels, logos and wheels, topped off with a white alligator skin interior."


    dont forget the always upright led screen wheeles

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    Image of Wes Siler Wes Siler
    12/01/08

    @damnelantra™: No way, those are trashy.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    12/01/08

    In reply to Flat Black Audi R8 Serving Mule Duties For STaSIS Upgrades
    Awesome. Love the gloss black side blade thingy, it's nice and subtle.


    Though is it just me, or is "stasis" a terrible name for a company that's supposed to make things go fast?

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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    12/01/08

    @bzr: Dude, it's not stasis, it's STaSIS. You're exactly the kind of misinformed guy that would criticize my Mercedes tuning firm, dUUUchéBAgG.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    12/01/08

    In reply to Flat Black Audi R8 Serving Mule Duties For STaSIS Upgrades
    Not to be obduR8, but this black-satuR8d Audi is a bit over-elaboR8. If it don't help it acceleR8, then it don't R8.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/01/08

    In reply to Flat Black Audi R8 Serving Mule Duties For STaSIS Upgrades
    Sure, it's nice, but it's no SHO Wagon.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    12/01/08

    In reply to Flat Black Audi R8 Serving Mule Duties For STaSIS Upgrades
    Just as i was starting to think that matte black was dated,this supports my theory. That & i'm not a fan of R8's.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    12/01/08

    @layabout: On the plus side,it does sound pretty good.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    12/01/08

    In reply to Flat Black Audi R8 Serving Mule Duties For STaSIS Upgrades
    More like flat sexy!


    ...wait

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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    12/01/08

    In reply to Flat Black Audi R8 Serving Mule Duties For STaSIS Upgrades
    How does it stack up to the R8 tuned by eastern Germany company STaSI?
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    12/01/08

    @Pete Gaines: Shouldn't you be hitchhiking to Ohio now?
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/01/08

    @SCROGGZILLA RAIDS AGAIN!!: Yeah, how could he possibly care about this when that dreamboat is waiting for him?
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    12/01/08

    @Pete Gaines: Why do you ask? Considering buying one of these too?!
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    12/01/08

    @Pete Gaines: very nicely done man
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    12/01/08

    In reply to Flat Black Audi R8 Serving Mule Duties For STaSIS Upgrades
    It looks like a god damned panther.


    Awesome.

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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    12/01/08

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: Sex Panther!
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    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    12/01/08

    @OldeEnglishD misses Polar: "60% of the time, it works every time!"
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    12/01/08

    @the artist formerly known as dolo54: Probably does have real bits of panther in it.
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