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    Star Wars-Themed Chevy Cobalt Should Go To A Galaxy Far, Far Away
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    Image of bzr bzr
    02/26/09

    In reply to Star Wars-Themed Chevy Cobalt Should Go To A Galaxy Far, Far Away
    Wait a minute...I thought we reported on this guy already.
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    Image of SundaySunday SundaySunday
    02/26/09

    In reply to Star Wars-Themed Chevy Cobalt Should Go To A Galaxy Far, Far Away
    Whew, I'm glad you posted this before I wasted all my money turning a Ford Aerostar into ARK II.
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    02/26/09

    @SundaySunday: Damn, too fast with the clicking.


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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/26/09

    @SundaySunday: I've always kinda wanted to get a panel version and make a space shuttle out of it.


    Come to think of it, I bet someone could find one for a few hundred bucks and run it in LeMons.


    Hmm.

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    Image of monsterajr monsterajr
    02/26/09

    In reply to Star Wars-Themed Chevy Cobalt Should Go To A Galaxy Far, Far Away
    somewhere on skywalker ranch, George is tightening the knot around his neck and about to jump off the table.
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    02/26/09

    @monsterajr: Actually, he's probably calling his lawyers readying a lawsuit for infringement and working on an air-brushed Cobalt depicting scenes envisioned for the original Cobalt but too complex for the technology at the time.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    02/26/09

    In reply to Star Wars-Themed Chevy Cobalt Should Go To A Galaxy Far, Far Away
    This isn't the dork you're looking for.
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    Image of elitza owns the last Enzo shirt elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
    02/26/09

    In reply to Star Wars-Themed Chevy Cobalt Should Go To A Galaxy Far, Far Away
    Sheboygan = Wisconsin

    Cheboygan = Michigan


    (aside: Michigan has enough problems right now WITHOUT this car being in it.)

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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    02/26/09

    In reply to Star Wars-Themed Chevy Cobalt Should Go To A Galaxy Far, Far Away
    Just a couple of observations.


    1. If you custom paint any car or motorcycle, specially with a "theme", you will never recoup your losses unless the entire Alltel van crew show up magically at your house.


    2. I personally don't have anything against Cobalts, I think they're okay little cars (since I own a Delta platform I have to say that). But this is by far the ugliest one I've ever seen. Putting that kind of money into a base Cobalt is pretty effin' goofy.

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    Image of Spekkio Spekkio
    02/26/09

    @mytdawg:


    I don't think it's a base - looking at the photos there are letters that I can't make out. I imagine LS.


    But seriously, you go to all that effort on the paint job, but you have steel wheels with hubcaps, no fog lights (I don't know, I've got a thing about fog lights), and no semblance of a body kit.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/26/09

    @Spekkio: Well no, the lack of body kit is a good thing, but come on, put some proper wheels on. Or pull off the hubcaps and paint the steelies, at least.
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    Image of phoenix phoenix
    02/26/09

    In reply to Star Wars-Themed Chevy Cobalt Should Go To A Galaxy Far, Far Away
    Wow - while I commend the desire to honor the movies, that...just looks awful.
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    Image of TR3-A TR3-A
    02/26/09

    In reply to Star Wars-Themed Chevy Cobalt Should Go To A Galaxy Far, Far Away
    BTW - When we used to drive up for the races at Elkhart Lake, we'd always stop at the Sheboygan County Meat Market (really) and buy like 30 pounds of bratwurst. The best around! Made by a real German person!
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/26/09

    @TR3-A: Luckily, we've got Karl's Sausage Kitchen nearby. Sheboygan's a bit of a trip.
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    02/26/09

    In reply to Star Wars-Themed Chevy Cobalt Should Go To A Galaxy Far, Far Away
    You know, I was going to try and defend this guy, because of all the time it took to produce this one of a kind, uhhhh, piece of art. However, after reading some of the comments, I decided to go back and read the ad.


    Forget it. This guy is living in another world (preferably in a galaxy far far away). I'm through trying to defend him.

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    Image of Chris P. Bacon Chris P. Bacon
    02/26/09

    In reply to Star Wars-Themed Chevy Cobalt Should Go To A Galaxy Far, Far Away
    My question is - with all the time and money this guy must have to re-do his whole car into starwars paint... he couldnt even get a cool license plate??!! Perhaps:


    5TARWAR5
    ARE2DTWO
    ANEWHOPE
    SEE3P-OH
    DRTHVDR
    4RCBWTHU


    If you're gonna go all out. At least go the extra mile and do it right! JEEZE!

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/26/09

    @Chris P. Bacon: or "V1RG1N"
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    Image of IDesigner loves himself some car IDesigner loves himself some car
    02/26/09

    In reply to Star Wars-Themed Chevy Cobalt Should Go To A Galaxy Far, Far Away
    But can it do the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/26/09

    @idesigner: A couple guys I knew had another definition of "Kessel run", one which involved driving to the Super Wal-Mart and purchasing a mildly suspicious quantity of Robitussin.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    02/26/09

    In reply to Star Wars-Themed Chevy Cobalt Should Go To A Galaxy Far, Far Away
    What a steaming pile of Bantha poodoo. This is worse than kissing your sister. Worse than getting squashed in a trash-compactor. Worse than finding out your dad isn't James Earl Jones, but a whiny little bitch who couldn't keep his limbs on.


    I'll say it: this is worse than Jar Jar Binks.

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/26/09

    In reply to Star Wars-Themed Chevy Cobalt Should Go To A Galaxy Far, Far Away
    'It's a Cobalt, so no real harm was done.' That's what I was going to say. Then I looked at all those pictures. I fully expect Lord Vader to rip through the fabric of Space-Time and crush this with his gloved hand, as soon as he gets back from lunch. Might not want to be nearby when that happens.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    02/26/09

    In reply to Star Wars-Themed Chevy Cobalt Should Go To A Galaxy Far, Far Away
    I suppose I just take issue with anyone who wants another person to part with many thousands of dollars, but can't even be bothered to:


    1. Use a spellchecker (we're not talking simple homophone mistakes)
    2. Show it to someone else
    3. Put effort into the ad commensurate with 0.001% of the time/effort that went into creating the car


    Sorry to go all Lewis Black there, it's been a rough day.

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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    02/26/09

    In reply to Star Wars-Themed Chevy Cobalt Should Go To A Galaxy Far, Far Away
    Cool. Good for him.
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