On Wednesday, a tornado described by the National Weather Service as “large and extremely dangerous” tore through central Indiana, overturning cars and leveling a Starbucks store, Weather.com reports. Miraculously, no injuries have been reported.
A Washington woman suspected of drug use crashed her SUV into the drive thru of a Starbucks—a chain of cafes notable for selling caffeine products, often annoyingly referred to as the most popular drug in the world.
Coffee shop or alien invasion force posing as coffee shop "Starbucks" is planning its next wave of onslaught in their quest for world domination; food trucks to serve you in the few remaining areas you can't already see a Starbucks from. Wait, actually, they'll be close to other Starbuckses.
Wert just called and blubbered to us that he won't be on CNBC tonight. While wiping away tears and amidst the sniffling, we heard something about Starbucks and their CEO continuing to have trouble getting his beans polished in his stores. We just told him to buck up and quit those sorry, sad tears. There's always…