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Yes, This Is A Harley-Davidson Hearse

You know what the worst part about dying is? Other than loss of consciousness, sensory input, contact with loved ones, any joy, pleasure or feeling whatsoever, and the yawning abyss of the greatest unknown looming ahead of you? The hearses. That's the worst part. Those stupid, boring, slow, quiet hearses. They suck.… » 3/22/12 4:30pm 3/22/12 4:30pm