Today we heard about a 22-year-old guy who got arrested for mailing in his speeding ticket fee with the some less-than-savory words printed up top. Have you ever tried something like it?

Last year, Willian Barboza was caught speeding in the Village of Liberty in upstate New York, but he ended up arrested after he mailed in his fine with a note reading, "Fuck your shitty town, bitches." Now the case is developing into a First Amendment lawsuit.

I'm sorry officer, I really didn't know how fast I was going. I'm sorry officer, but my wife is having a baby. I'm sorry officer, but I'm a CIA agent responding to a top secret international security breach.

If you see a speed trap, a helpful, friendly gesture is to flash your lights at oncoming motorists to say "hey, there's a cop up the road, consider slowing your role, compadre." Well, officers in one Missouri town ticket drivers that do this. Seems they don't like camaraderie And that makes the ACLU all mad and…

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Sick of speeders blasting through the intersection in front of her new house, an elderly lady in China came up with an inventive fix for the problem. The police, apparently, weren't much help, so she took care of it with a sex doll and some string.

If we got off our shift on the frozen wastes of Alberta's oil sands, we'd want to get the hell away as fast as possible, but we'd be cautious before hitting 173 mph on the one road leading south, the "death highway."

They aren't too common anymore, but once in a while a free speech ruling that makes sense comes along. A Florida judge ruled Tuesday that an Orlando man, by flashing his lights to warn other motorists of an upcoming speed trap, was exercising his Constitutional right to free speech.

When Chicago area police caught a man going 110 in a 45 mph speed zone, they naturally wanted to know why he was going so fast. He was speeding to get laid. Why else?

The most recent motorized YouTube sensation has been a Canadian Yamaha rider taping him or herself splitting traffic and speeding at 186 MPH. Canadian police have now seized what they believe to be the motorcycle in the video and are questioning its owner and her son.