Seems kind of ironic that somebody who undoubtedly gets up on his high-horse of morality and lectures everyone about the evils of speeding (as part of his sales-pitch) gets busted for doing 102 MPH.
As you might have heard, I was caught speeding in January. I am sorry for what I have done and in my profession, it is inappropriate for me to act so irresponsibly. That is why there should be more speed cameras on British roads as even somebody as conscientious as me would speed if I know I have a slim chance of not being caught. I urge you to contact the Sales Department at Serco and we will send a special representative to help you plan out how to blanket cover the UK road network with our reliable and effective speed cameras to ensure that nobody would speed again. We are willing to provide bulk discounts and also extended warranty for no added fee.
Well, of course he didn't get nabbed by his own camera. He knows where they are. No, it was those pesky cops. If it weren't for their meddling he would have gotten away with it!
05/06/09
Doesn't come in at home though.
05/06/09
Ha ha!!!!!!
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Inquiring minds and all that.
05/06/09
"I am sure you are mistaken."
05/06/09
All yur ticketses are belong to us...
05/06/09
Freaky, daddy.
05/06/09
RIP, Wolfman.
05/06/09
As you might have heard, I was caught speeding in January. I am sorry for what I have done and in my profession, it is inappropriate for me to act so irresponsibly. That is why there should be more speed cameras on British roads as even somebody as conscientious as me would speed if I know I have a slim chance of not being caught. I urge you to contact the Sales Department at Serco and we will send a special representative to help you plan out how to blanket cover the UK road network with our reliable and effective speed cameras to ensure that nobody would speed again. We are willing to provide bulk discounts and also extended warranty for no added fee.
Yours Sincerely
Tom Riall
05/07/09
Don't.
Give.
Him.
Any.
Ideas.
05/06/09
Lame. If you are going to get caught speeding, make it a DB9 going at ludicrous speed. Like a real man.
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No, the car being pulled over is a Sierra Cosworth RS
05/06/09
You're both right!!!
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Hahaha, pedaler!
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