A Canadian couple was arrested at the Champlain Port of Entry when officials, suspicious of their behavior, found 107,871 tablets of ecstasy hidden in the spare tire. That's 62 pounds. Street value: $2.1 million. Filthy Canadians. [DenPubs]
No, a "South African Spare Tire" isn't a new mixed drink, it's a quick-n-dirty car repair where the driver wraps a length of garden hose around a rim and drives on it like a tire. Some asphalt marring may occur.