Can You Use A Canned Ham As A Bumper Guard?

As an auto journalist, I get a lot of questions asked of me. "What car should I buy for my ornithologist?" "Why don't cars have good spittoons anymore?" and, the one I get most, "Can I used a canned ham or potted meat to protect my car's bumpers?" Well, friends, I finally set out to answer this question. With science. » 12/05/14 1:30pm 12/05/14 1:30pm

GM Spam Campaign Begs Saturn Owners For Help

In attempts to tap their customer base for assistance in avoiding this Financiapocalypse » 11/18/08 4:30pm 11/18/08 4:30pm, GM has emailed an unknown number of their product owners in an effort to get them to speak out to their local congressman regarding the pending bridge loan. We've intercepted one of these emails and have it posted below the jump.…

Amazing Spam From... Kia?

Ever since my buddy Matt Timmons wrote a book comprised entirely of weird spam he's received, I've been paying a bit more attention to what's in my junk mail folder than I should. Sure, we all want "3 m0re inches," but wouldn't you rather have £1,000,000 sterling and a Kia Picanto? Cause you could afford any number of… » 10/29/07 9:30am 10/29/07 9:30am

AOL Gives Away Spummer's Hammer, er, Spammer's Hummer

AOL, as part of its effort to thoroughly humiliate spammers it trounced in a court case last year, is giving away a 2003 Hummer it seized in the settlement — plus 20 grand in gold and $75,000 in cash. Forget the products the spammers were likely promoting, winning this sweepstakes is a sure way to give your… » 8/11/05 1:19pm 8/11/05 1:19pm