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    Have You Ever Wondered Where SUVs Come From?
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    02/04/09

    In reply to Have You Ever Wondered Where SUVs Come From?
    nice nod to tentacle porn
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/04/09

    In reply to Have You Ever Wondered Where SUVs Come From?
    This was all well and good until the top grew a prehensile cock.
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    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    02/04/09

    @Fluffy, Pushbroom: You sir just wasted 1 minute and 10 seconds of my life...I hope you enjoyed that.
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    02/04/09

    @Dhillaz: Oh baby, I'm thinkin' about your axe-wound!


    @TheDanMan, gear-changes we can believe in!: Why thankee kind stra... friend!

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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    02/04/09

    In reply to Have You Ever Wondered Where SUVs Come From?
    Interesting that the black vehicle could copulate so successfully despite its lack of truck nutz.
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    02/04/09

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    Daddy, how are crossover utility vehicles made?
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    02/04/09

    In reply to Have You Ever Wondered Where SUVs Come From?
    Well, that was like watching two rhinos or a couple of warthogs. How's about a couple of XKEs or cute little Fiats or a pair of Veyrons? I might pay to see that last one. Especially if I could get first pick of the litter.
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    02/04/09

    @NovaloadMissesPolar: I like the way you think. Question of the day idea: If you could breed two cars...
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    02/04/09

    @kleinlowe: Yeah, for some reason I had a mental picture of two 59 Caddys circling each other warily like great finned sharks. But if you go outside the family you get lots of possibilities.

    In fact on emight argue that all the jellybean cars are dull products of serious and prolonged inbreeding.

    And, of course, there are the car models that need to be neutered and never allowed to breed. Like the Asstek, for instance.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/04/09

    In reply to Have You Ever Wondered Where SUVs Come From?
    I always knew there was something about rock crawling that just wasn't right.


    How do I unsee something? Oh, right. Bleach.

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    02/04/09

    In reply to Have You Ever Wondered Where SUVs Come From?
    This is what it feels like to own a Hummer.
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