This 1,000-vehicle South Park junkyard is headed for crusher

Justin Hyde 7/28/11 4:30pm 7/28/11 4:30pm g 40,464 L 155

High on the remote Colorado plains known as South Park sits a few hundred acres of ranchland and a car collection of one man that numbered 1,000 vehicles. After years of frustrated selling, his widow has called in the crushers. Your move, hippies.

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LOLCars

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South Park Does NASCAR For Season Premiere

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Matt Hardigree 10/05/10 11:00am 10/05/10 11:00am g 30,048 L 156

"Don't worry, Butters, I've learned everything I can about being poor and stupid. I'm ready for NASCAR," South Park's Eric Cartman assures Butters before launching his stock car down the track and turning right. Right!

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geneva motor show

Peter Orosz 3/05/10 10:30am 3/05/10 10:30am g 6,720 L 70

Eric Cartman Explains Hybrid Supercars

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Peter Orosz 3/05/10 10:30am 3/05/10 10:30am g 6,720 L 70

Are hybrid supercars a lie? Or, instead, the next step in motoring evolution? We have channeled the spirit of America’s favorite foulmouthed cartoon character into our European intern to explain their presence at the Geneva Motor Show (NSFW).

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Novelties

Ben Wojdyla 9/04/08 2:20pm 9/04/08 2:20pm g 134,371 L 48

Best South Park License Plate Ever

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Ben Wojdyla 9/04/08 2:20pm 9/04/08 2:20pm g 134,371 L 48

Liba-low, liba-low, TIMMAY! Yes, this may be old by internet standards, but we still think its funny. Our hats are off to you, sir or madam, as you have struck comedic gold with your handicapped vanity plate. This could only be topped if the vehicle crashed into a similarly equipped "JIMMY"-plated car. [DirtGetsWet

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