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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    05/06/09

    In reply to Nine Injured In Second Sorcerer's Apprentice Accident
    Oh s**t, they're filming some other elements of this crap over in my neighborhood - Of course, in Crown Heights we're used to race riots and the Panama Day Parade (I don't know which one's worse), so Nicholas Cage doesn't scare us.
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    Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est was starred Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/06/09

    In reply to Nine Injured In Second Sorcerer's Apprentice Accident
    Just PR stunts since people couldn't care less.
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    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/06/09

    In reply to Nine Injured In Second Sorcerer's Apprentice Accident
    To be followed by the movie: "NEMESIS: The Curse of the Apprentice Sorcerer."

    Coming Soon to a Mall Near You.
     Reply
    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    05/06/09

    In reply to Nine Injured In Second Sorcerer's Apprentice Accident
    "....Laura Conti had just moved to New York from Houston, Tx" [jalopnik.com]
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    Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it was starred Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it was unstarred
    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    05/06/09

    In reply to Nine Injured In Second Sorcerer's Apprentice Accident
    Can't believe nobody's mentioned that great Nic Cage flick "Fire Birds"... kinda sorta a "car" reference at least...
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    Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness was starred Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness was unstarred
    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    05/06/09

    In reply to Nine Injured In Second Sorcerer's Apprentice Accident
    Nine injuries is nothing, just think of all the pschological damage Cage has done with his acting over the years.
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    OldeEnglishD was starred OldeEnglishD was unstarred
    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    05/06/09

    In reply to Nine Injured In Second Sorcerer's Apprentice Accident
    "Stray Taxi" my ass: she was heading straight for that theatre. Pretty much the only way this movie and Box Office Smash will ever be mentioned in the smae sentence.
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    Boosted Lego Wagon was starred Boosted Lego Wagon was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/06/09

    In reply to Nine Injured In Second Sorcerer's Apprentice Accident
    "I think actors should only be allowed to drive vehicles that are slower than everything else on the road. So I say I don't like it."


    There, Flathead Smith, fixed it for you.

     Reply
    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of Karsten Von Urea for All Sales Event Karsten Von Urea for All Sales Event
    05/06/09

    @Mobius_1: Maybe a disgruntled actor can make this a COTD worthy rant.
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    Karsten Von Urea for All Sales Event was starred Karsten Von Urea for All Sales Event was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/06/09

    @Karsten Von Tide of Man-stein: ViperBorg, where art thou?
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    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    05/06/09

    @Mobius_1:


    "Okay, I'll just get out and walk to that matinee at your theatre while the film that's in there is kicking the everliving shit out of you and your family's sense of taste. Is that slow enough for you?


    People always talk crap about the movies, and other entertainment services, but when it comes to when they have to rely on them, my, how quickly they shut up.


    Thank God I don't do my job for people like you. You, sir, disgust me."


    -sincerely, Nic Cage

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    Ash78, cube farmer was starred Ash78, cube farmer was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/06/09

    @Ash78: Hahahaha. We always knew you were an actor, Ash. And thank you once again for everything.
     Reply
    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of civicdrivr civicdrivr
    05/06/09

    In reply to Nine Injured In Second Sorcerer's Apprentice Accident
    Ahem:


    "The X5's driver, one Laura Conti, "


    Bingo.

     Reply
    civicdrivr was starred civicdrivr was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/06/09

    @civicdrivr: Laura Conti is an anagram for "Taco Urinal" or "Ciao La Turn" or "Car Nail Out."


    There are so many.

     Reply
    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    05/06/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli:


    I think I ate a Urinal Taco last night at some point during my Cinco De Mayo festivities.

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    aSoundofSleep-less nights was starred aSoundofSleep-less nights was unstarred
    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    05/06/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Be careful, she might be related to composer Bill Conti. You do not f*ck with Bill Conti.
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    Ash78, cube farmer was starred Ash78, cube farmer was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/06/09

    @unSonidodelSueño amores Cinco De Mayo: How was it?


    Minty?

     Reply
    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/06/09

    @civicdrivr: Nicolas Cage is an anagram for "Cancel As I Go," which I'm assuming is the job of the people following his movie career.
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    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/06/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: or "I can ogle sac."
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    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    05/06/09

    @civicdrivr: That could be a guy...
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    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/06/09

    In reply to Nine Injured In Second Sorcerer's Apprentice Accident
    Maybe she was trying to park-
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    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of FLB is on vacation FLB is on vacation
    05/06/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Or on the phone.
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    FLB is on vacation was starred FLB is on vacation was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/06/09

    @FLB: Or texting on the phone
     Reply
    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/06/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: In the park, texting?
     Reply
    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    05/06/09

    In reply to Nine Injured In Second Sorcerer's Apprentice Accident
    Are we sure Nic isn't playing Don Quixote? Is Terry Gilliam anywhere within 100 miles of there?
     Reply
    Ash78, cube farmer was starred Ash78, cube farmer was unstarred
    Image of Bauhaus Bauhaus
    05/06/09

    In reply to Nine Injured In Second Sorcerer's Apprentice Accident
    Cursed? It's a car movie starring Nicholas Freakin' Cage! Of course it's cursed...
     Reply
    Bauhaus was starred Bauhaus was unstarred
    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/06/09

    @Bauhaus: Maybe it's not too late to change the name of the movie to "Elanor."
     Reply
    Skunky was starred Skunky was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/06/09

    @Bauhaus: Walt Disney has cursed it from the beyond.
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    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/06/09

    In reply to Nine Injured In Second Sorcerer's Apprentice Accident
    Driving in New York is hard.
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    Skunky was starred Skunky was unstarred
    Image of Bullitt417 Bullitt417
    05/06/09

    @Skunky: its only hard if you're incompetent. If you are aware of your surroundings its doable.
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    Bullitt417 was starred Bullitt417 was unstarred
    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/06/09

    @Bullitt417: Well obviously they had too many surroundings. :D
     Reply
    Skunky was starred Skunky was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/05/09

    In reply to Nicolas Cage Stunt Driver To Crash Ferrari F430 Into Jalopnik NY HQ Tomorrow
    I'm in favor of the re-shooting if they use real bullets.
     Reply
    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    05/05/09

    In reply to Nicolas Cage Stunt Driver To Crash Ferrari F430 Into Jalopnik NY HQ Tomorrow
    I wouldn't worry about car crashes so much: generally Nicholas Cage prefers to be involved with train wrecks.
     Reply
    Boosted Lego Wagon was starred Boosted Lego Wagon was unstarred
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