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    Scott Monty: Still A Big Twitter

    Fox Business Can't Find Ford On Twitter Either!

    Scott Monty: Ford Social Media "Expert" A Bit Of A Twit
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    Image of citroën67 citroën67
    03/27/09

    In reply to Scott Monty: Still A Big Twitter
    Scott Monty reminds me of that kid that thought he was a lot cooler than he really was. You know...the one that would show up to the party and try (too hard) to fit in. Then someone would get the bright idea to include him in the festivities, then feed him waaay to much alcohol, and then, by the of the party he is passed out in the bath tub getting a golden shower from the entire defensive line.
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    03/27/09

    @citroën67 is surfing Ebay for a new Preview button: We usually just loaded that kid up with controlled, psychoactive, substances and then f**ked with his head.


    P*ss washes off, the mind-f*ck is forevah...

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    03/27/09

    In reply to Scott Monty: Still A Big Twitter
    Ray, every time you mention this douche you're helping him. Somebody said he's got like 15,000 followers, how many hits does Jalopnik get every day?


    By bringing him up to rag on you're giving him more exposure, which is what he wants. The ongoing public grudge is counter productive.

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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    03/27/09

    @something_unique_and_descripti...: I said the same thing above in less eloquent terms. Everytime he's mentioned here, that sicko monty is masturbating to it. You know it's true.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    03/27/09

    In reply to Scott Monty: Still A Big Twitter
    For some reason, this comes to mind:
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    03/27/09

    @Mad_Science: Link:

    [www.penny-arcade.com]
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    03/27/09

    In reply to Scott Monty: Still A Big Twitter
    I'm so sick of hearing about Twitter. I didn't even bother finding out what it was until recently and it was every bit as stupid and annoying as I expected.


    It's bad I'm 23 and wary of/confused by new technology and media.


    What's worse is that I'm an electrical engineer.

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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    03/27/09

    @FromaBuick6: Same age, in IT, same thing. It doesn't make sense, it's just a personal blog with a character limit. What's the point?
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    03/27/09

    @FromaBuick6: You're not alone. I'm also 23 and I am confused by twitter, too. And I am VERY techno-saavy. I'm just not fond of stupid crap like MySpace and Facebook. And especially not twitter.. I found StumbleUpon and Digg useful for finding stuff to entertain me when I'm bored, though.


    But listen, mate.

    It's good you hate it. It means we haven't been pidgeonholed into doing this crap.

    Hang in there.

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    03/27/09

    In reply to Scott Monty: Still A Big Twitter
    I hate Scott Monty.


    Stop talking about him and maybe he'll go away. You just know, Wert, that off in his darkened office, there Scott Monty sits, masturbating to your posts about him.


    *shudders* fuck, I wish I hadn't written that. Yet, you know it's true. Think twice, Ray. Think twice.

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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    03/27/09

    In reply to Scott Monty: Still A Big Twitter
    Okay. Hmmm...

    Nope. Doesn't load.


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    Image of P.Ξ.L.M. wonders if he should change his Xterra P.Ξ.L.M. wonders if he should change his Xterra
    03/27/09

    @DoctorNine I just stole your .gif
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    03/27/09

    @P.Ξ.L.M., needs to fix that rust hole...: Feel free. So did I.
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    03/27/09

    In reply to Scott Monty: Still A Big Twitter
    first of all, what the hell is "Twitter" ?


    (I'm just being lazy here, someone explain to me please)

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    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    03/27/09

    @P.Ξ.L.M., needs to fix that rust hole...: Here, this'll explain it all for you:
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/27/09

    @Ray Wert: FAIL Whale. F*cking classic.
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    03/27/09

    @P.Ξ.L.M., needs to fix that rust hole...: The inanity of personal blogs combined with the shititude of text messaging.
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    Image of Rabbi Dave Rabbi Dave
    03/27/09

    In reply to Scott Monty: Still A Big Twitter
    I think #cars is the big one or autos. I believe #wwsmw stands for What Would Scott Monty Wear according to one of his twitters.
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    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    03/27/09

    @Rabbi Dave: #cars is the big one. Silly SMontykitten.
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    Image of BushAutoBlog BushAutoBlog
    03/27/09

    In reply to Scott Monty: Still A Big Twitter
    I noticed he just started using "wefollow." Here's what he used to tag himself:


    "ScottMonty: Just added myself to the [wefollow.com] twitter directory under: #Ford #socialmedia #wwsmw"


    I have no idea what #wwsmw is, but don't you think he would have joined #cars and/or #auto along with #Ford?

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    03/27/09

    @BushAutoBlog: WWSMW... What Will Scott Monty Wreck?
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    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    03/27/09

    @BushAutoBlog: Weighty Women Scott Monty Wuvs?
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/27/09

    In reply to Scott Monty: Still A Big Twitter
    Scott gets to the pearly gates a bit sooner than he expects...



    [crosses fingers]

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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    03/27/09

    In reply to Scott Monty: Still A Big Twitter
    Why would a man with a receding hairline ever allow himself to be photographed looking up at the camera?
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    Image of Piotr Misztal Piotr Misztal
    03/27/09

    In reply to Scott Monty: Still A Big Twitter
    I think what they need to do is to hire an "expert" to bring their excellent european cars here. I know they are finally doing that but I bet they will soften the suspensions or ruin them in some other way.


    How can a company that makes excellent small cars in most of the world try to sell utter crap cars in their biggest/most important market?


    If I were car czar I would have some interns go through past communication and anyone that thought keeping the ancient focus here was a good idea would be reassigned to liaison duty with UAW. No bodyguards provided.

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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    03/27/09

    @Piotr Misztal: And UAW contracts would be nullified... just to ensure their prompt demise.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/27/09

    In reply to Scott Monty: Still A Big Twitter
    What I take away from this is that Mr. Monty values the perception of progress much more highly than actual progress. Seems like the same old shit sandwich on a new kind of bread.
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    Image of 03SVT Defender of SUVs, friend to the douche 03SVT Defender of SUVs, friend to the douche
    03/27/09

    In reply to Scott Monty: Still A Big Twitter
    Real men don't twitter.
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    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    03/27/09

    @03SVT wants Kristjan Einar's dog: They "tweet."
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    03/27/09

    @Ray Wert: Glad you thought so. BTW, "Transparent?" leave his mom out of this!
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/27/09

    @03SVT wants Kristjan Einar's dog: [www.rimshot.com]
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/27/09

    @Mike the Dog will work for a Preview Button!: That sucks. It doesn't seem to work anymore. WTF?
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    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    03/27/09

    @Mike the Dog will work for a Preview Button!: I believe it's [www.instantrimshot.com]
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/27/09

    @Ray Wert: Thanks, Ray. That was a pretty serious brainfart right there.


    [Curls up in a corner to sleep off the Breakfast Scotch]

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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    03/27/09

    In reply to Scott Monty: Still A Big Twitter
    I'll take Ray's side in this. This "Scott Monty" douche doesn't want Ray to rally all of Jalopnia against him. He won't stand a chance.


    He'd be in the back of a Lincoln Town Car so quickly that the hookers wouldn't have a chance to...not be dead anymore.

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