If you've been so busy making tender love to your fake girlfriend and you've been unable to catch the news let me fill you in: Lance Armstrong admitted to cheating. Many of us did know that Lance Armstrong doped throughout his career, and a few nights back, he finally fessed up.
Cheating in sports is unfortunately… »
Oh my goodness, the National Association Of Stock Car Auto Racing (as opposed to the national association of stock car boat racing) is full of cheaters! Stone-cold cheatin' to victory in every race, ever. America expects better from former moonshiners. »
Generally, it's an unwritten decree on tha Jalop that we don't lay verbiage down on items from the same site twice in a row. But like inveterate dictum-dodger and race-vehicle innovator Smokey Yunick, we're breaking that rule because Mister Jalopy just posted on Yunick's "Sidecar," which the august Se or Jalopy posits… »