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brandegee
12/18/08

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Wow, such lyrical inspiration today for what many have claimed is a soulless car.
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MushyHeirloom
12/18/08

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Funeral. Texas Funeral.

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POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
12/18/08

@FuzzyPlushroom: I happened to notice the really small print part way through at the bottom of the screen where it says, "Edited and made in China."
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Boosted Lego Wagon
12/18/08

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Since this is the Unofficial Music Thread of The Day, and since the wreck was in Texas:

Big brakes, ECU,

But I don't look where I am goin' to.

All-wheel-drive, Slick tires,

Can't make up for when talent expires.

They come clickin' just as fast as they can

Coz every jalop crazy bout a crashed douche bag.

Gold watch, big shades,

Gotta flash the cash just to get laid.

Cufflinks, gelled hair,

Too bad I drive like Stevie Wonndair.

They come clickin' just as fast as they can

Coz every jalop crazy bout a crashed douche bag.

Mesh Back, bill-flat,

I don't worry coz my mom's wallet's fat.

Black shades, tattoos,

Too bad I have to look up to Tom Cruise.

They come clickin' just as fast as they can

Coz every jalop crazy bout a crashed douche bag.
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smalleyxb122
12/18/08

@boosted-lego-wagon: You get a LOL for "Wonndair". And you can't go wrong with some ZZTop.
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POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
12/18/08

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All my ex-cars died in Texas,

And Texas is a place I love to drive y'know.

But I just killed my GT-R in Texas

And that's why I'm gettin' outta San Antonio.

Wrecked my Z06 down in Texarcana; had to push her 'til she went boom,

And my sweet NSX in Abilene; I practically hung her on the moon,

And my Viper in Galveston somehow lost her into a tree,

And my 911 Turbo now lies in Temple's well she ain't nothin' but debris.

All my ex-cars died in Texas,

And Texas is a place I love to drive y'know.

But I just killed my GT-R in Texas

And that's why I'm gettin' outta San Antonio.

I remember that old Frio river where my Saleen learned to swim.

And it brings to mind another time where I almost lost a limb.

From now on its public transportation, I think that's the way to go,

Because I dumped my rental Cayman in the Gulf Of Mexico.

All my ex-cars died in Texas,

And Texas is a place I love to drive y'know.

But I just killed my GT-R in Texas

And that's why I'm gettin' outta San Antonio.

Some folks think I'm a bad driver, It's been said that I should've died,

But I'm a Texan and a survivor, but I can't help that I'm cross-eyed.
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Novaload
12/18/08

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Gonna waste all my money

And crash my GT-R.

Wrecked it down in Texas

Now it's half a car.

Come on and turn it on, wind it up, blow it out GT-R!
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Braff
12/18/08

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Hear my tires

See the walls

Lend me your ears

See my fall

See my error

Know my faults

Time haults

See my loss

Know im lacking

Car smackin'

Where i met you

GT-R is packing

Itchy foot

Gas pedal happy

Try and race me

It's a trap

I can't drive

This car can drive

Break the face

Lose the race

Big surprise

GT-R, it flies

Close my eyes

Crash with me...

Crash with me

yeah

Crash with me

uh huh yeah

You said to trust you

You'd never hurt me

Now i'm disgusted

Front ends adjusted

Certainly it fooled me

Ridiculed me

Left me hangin' in a ditch

I feel like a silly bitch

My driving skills

are one sided

Left me blinded

Thought I could slide it

Shit backfired

Not many tires can bear this pressure

You comprehend me

You want to end me

You offend me

Its trauma

Feel the trauma

Crash with me...

Yeah, uh huh crash with me

Don't be afraid

Crash with me

Close my eyes...

And i see...

A GT-R...

Sitting there....

I cry....

Tears....

Of sorrow....

I die....

Uh huh yeah

Fuck my enemies

Fuck my foes

Damn these Porsche hoes

Back up off me

Give me room to drive

I'm not learnin' it

Im just crashin' it

Im up to my ears in this

Bullshit

I'm destructive

Not many women find this car seductive

Some say it's lunacy

Reluctantly i've been driving on

I ignore you

Sorry if my GT-R bores you

I neglect you

Don't mean to disrespect you

Can't you see

I love Porsche dearly

And i mean it sincerly

But they annoy me

They can't avoid me

I'm here to stay

Forever and ever

And a day that's never

I can't let you win

Can't forget your 'Ring time

Why you did it

And won't aquit it

I wanna thrash you

I'll fuckin crash you

Can't stand nobody like you

You can't run

You can't hide

No surprise

Close your eyes

Crash with me...

Crash with me

Crash with me, POOOOOOOOOOORSCHEEEEEEE

Yeah i like this

Crash on

Crash on

Yeah

Turn me on, just turn my key yeah

Crash on now, yeah

Hear my exhaust

Hear my tires

Lend me your gas(uh huh you ready now? come on check this out)

Hear my tires

See my times

Lend me your gas

See my faults

See my errors

Know my faults

Time haults

See my loss

Know im lacking

Driver's back is cracking

Where i met you

GT-R packing

Itchy foot

Gas pedal happy

Try and race me

Bad driver

Wall slaps me

Nissan hates me

Break the car

lose the race

Tell me lies

My car flies?

Close your eyes

Crash with me

I'ma take you with me

I wanna thrash you

I'll fuckin crash you

Can't stand nobody like you

You can't run

You can't hide

From my real 'Ring times

Close your eyes

Crash with me

I'm gonna take you with me

I'm here to stay

Forever and ever

And a day that's never

Crash with me

Uh huh yeah

Uh huh yeah

Uh huh yeah

Uh huh yeah

Uh huh yeah

Uh huh yeah

Uh huh yeah

Crash with me....
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Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
12/18/08

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No big deal. That crash actually saved me some work. I've been wanting to put on a set of really wide fender flares, a hood with a big scoop, and a carbon fiber bumper that looks like Jaws' teeth, for a while now. Maybe some spinners, too, for the truth in advertising.
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smalleyxb122
12/18/08

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Stop!

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
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Boosted Lego Wagon
12/18/08

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Worst thing to happen to Godzilla since Matthew Broderick.
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layabout
12/18/08

@boosted-lego-wagon: Godzilla will never recover from Broderick,never.
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smalleyxb122
12/18/08

@layabout met the real Santa: Neither will Sarah Jessica Whatsername.
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scroggzilla raids again
12/18/08

@layabout bah humbug: I hope to have something to say about that....once I've completed my "writing project"
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jduffy13
12/18/08

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/insert wounded Godzilla soundtrack here
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scroggzilla raids again
12/18/08

@jduffy13: here you go
[www.godzillatemple.com]
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Ash78, cube farmer
12/18/08

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Launch Control to Major Chad
Launch Control to Major Chad
Sip your Rockstar drink and make fun of your dad
Launch Control to Major Chad
Commencing countdown, engine's on
Hold the brake down and may girls all look at you
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Braff
12/18/08

@The Name's Ash78, Housewares:

This is Major Chad to Launch Control

I'm stepping on the gas

And I'm drifting in a most peculiar way

And my engine lights look very different today

For here

Am I sitting in a Nissan

Fast, upon the ground

Planet Earth is wet

And I'm gonna hit this Vette
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Ash78, cube farmer
12/18/08

@Ω ß®ªғғ: Awesome.
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scroggzilla raids again
12/18/08

@The Name's Ash78, Housewares: @Ω ß®ªғғ: Bravo, gentlemen....well played.
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Boosted Lego Wagon
12/18/08

@Ω ß®ªғғ:

Though I'm past two hundred miles per hour

I'm feeling very still

And I hope my GT-R knows which way to go

Tell my ECU I love her very much (she knows!)

Launch Control to Major Chad

We're recording you doing something bad

Can you hear me, Major Chad?

Can you hear me, Major Chad?

Can you hear me, Major Chad?

Can you hear....

...am I sitting in my Nissan

On the side of the road

My dual-clutch just blew

And my warranty's void too...
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smalleyxb122
12/18/08

@The Name's Ash78, Housewares: @Ω ß®ªғғ: Those were, in concert, the best lyrical posts in a long, long time. I've got to give Ash the credit on the concept, but Braff took it home. Well done, to both of you.
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Braff
12/18/08

@boosted-lego-wagon: awesome...

@The Name's Ash78, Housewares: nicely done...

@SCROGGZILLA RAIDS AGAIN!!: thank you

@smalleyxb122: thank you
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smalleyxb122
12/18/08

@boosted-lego-wagon: Your post wasn't there when I praised Ash and Braff, but after that, I can't leave you out. Well played, boosted.
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tenbeers
12/18/08

thread of the day.
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Six Flags Over Tomsk
12/18/08

@tenbeers: Totally.
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brandegee
12/18/08

@The Name's Ash78, Housewares: Team COTD for sure...sing-along outplays apt Mothra photo, but only just.
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Rust-MyEnemy
12/18/08

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Looks like

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LTDScott
12/18/08

@Rust-MyEnemy 20v Turbo: Oh really?

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LTDScott
12/18/08

@LTDScott changed his name!: Whoops

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Rust-MyEnemy
12/18/08

@LTDScott changed his name!: That's uncanny.

Hang on, which of these photos was the GT-R?
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smalleyxb122
12/18/08

@LTDScott changed his name!: That is sweet. Would that be the T-320e?
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LTDScott
12/18/08

@smalleyxb122: T-325e to be precise.
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smalleyxb122
12/18/08

@LTDScott changed his name!: Shit. Momentary lapse. I can actually tell E21s from E30s. Sorry 'bout that.
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Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face
12/18/08

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Hmmm
I woulda thought this was stuck in amongst the Buicks in the rage against Audis..

For a coupla g's (5-10) this car can be brand new.

I can see the ad on C.L now..

Brand new GT-R
New left front qtr panel, rear 3qtr,hood, bumper, left front tire, radiator, left light, fresh respray.

Yours for the low low price of 47,900!

Id even cal the ad, "Buff right out."

And just for the record, is anyone else in hre ever amazed at how SOME people can go out and buy these fantastically powered cars, so top of the line, so beautiful, then take it out on a rainy night where this manages to kiss almost 4 other cars.

With all of the technology avail in cars today...
There should be a rain sensor built into the tires.

If there is rain... tires send a signal to the rim, which relays the signal to the brake mechanism thats ends a signal through the ABS into the (cant think of the proper name, car's cpu) which sends a signal into the ignition WHICH LOCKS UP THE CAR IN A FAINT TRACE OF WATER ON THE ROAD!

That and shirts printed.. saying save the LUNATIC!
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MushyHeirloom
12/18/08

@Accordforall: That's definitely got to only be standard in the Southwest. Northerners know how to drive in the wet (and how not to).
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bagseed
12/18/08

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i thought these were kind of the "super car for dummies"
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Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
12/18/08

@bagseed: Agreed. As an autocross against any local Porsche club will show you, driving talent does not increase with the size of your wallet.
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layabout
12/18/08

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Most pictures i've seen of crashed GTRs have held up pretty well.
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