The Euro Slot Car Championships Are So Ridiculously Stupid FastMichael Ballaban5/01/15 12:00pm17928EditPromoteGo to permalinkI like speed. I understand speed. I really do. But at some point, something gets to be so fast that everything about it, including life itself, becomes completely meaningless. It induces existential crisis. This is the Slot Car Racing European Championship, and it is not the slot cars you played with as a kid.