New York City's plan to cut traffic deaths involves electronic display boards that flash the image of a skeleton if a passing motorist breaks the speed limit. Skeleton? C'mon. Make it a landlord holding an eviction notice and we'll talk.
High speeds, daring passes, and spectacular crashes — it's not NASCAR, it's the Winter Olympics. How is Apolo Ohno like Kyle Busch? Which death-defying speed contests are best viewed while drunk? Jalopnik's Olympics guide is here to help.